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Òåìà: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
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Ñàì òîëüêî ÷òî âèäåë: ìîçãè ïî âñåé êîìíàòå ðàçëåòåëèñü...è ãäå îí òîëüêî ïàòðîíû äëÿ îáðåçà íàøåë... À â ïîñìåðòíîé çàïèñêå íàïèñàíî áûëî: " ìîåé ñìåðòè ïðîøó âèíèòü âñåõ ïîñåòèòåëåé ôîðóìîâ ÁÀÐÀÁÀÍÛ: ÁÅÑÅÄÛ, èáî ýòè ïè**ðû ìåíÿ ñâîèì ñêóëåæåì è êëÿóçîïèñàíèåì óæå çàå**ëè... Áàðàáàñû çàâåùàþ ïåðâîìó îáíàðóæåâøåìó îñòàòêè ìîåãî òåëà. àìèíü, áðàççàñ..." Âîò òàê âîò. Áåç ìîäåðà âû òåïåðü... Äîâåëè ÷åëîâåêà õîðîøåãî... |
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 09:06 |
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a po kakomy adresy nahodit'ca ta komnata? i na 4'e imia bil zaregestrirovan îáðåç? |
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 09:12 |
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Misha, ó òåáÿ IQ êàêîé? Òû ðóññêèé øðèôò íà êîìï óæå óñòàíîâèòü ìîæåøü? Óìíûå ìûñëè âûñêàçûâàåøü.  Áåç îáèä.
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"There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid."
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 09:21 |
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IQ moi otricatel'nii, NEGATIVE blin! eto tipo kak sarkazm? kakie obidi... ))) blin pozno... pashel ka ia spat'. |
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 09:22 |
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ÊÐÅÒÈÍ Ìîé íåáîñâîä õðóñòàëüíî ÿñåí È ïîëîí ðàäóæíûõ êàðòèí Íå ïîòîìó, ÷òî ìèð ïðåêðàñåí À ïîòîìó, ÷òî ÿ - êðåòèí! |
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 09:23 |
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ÝÏÈÃÐÀÔ Äëÿ ÷åãî íóæíà ìíå æîïà? ×òîá íå äóìàòü ãîëîâîé! È íå ìó÷àòüñÿ ãëóáîêî: "ß çà÷åì? È ÿ êàêîé?" ×òîá íå õìóðèòü ïîíàïðàñíó Ñâîé âûñîêèé ñâåòëûé ëîá. ×òîá ñèäåòü íà ñòóëå ìÿãêî È øòàíû äåðæàëèñü ÷òîá. |
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 09:26 |
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NewYorker, ti predstavliaesh 4to bydet s forymom esli y menia bydet Rysskii shrift? | |
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
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Âîò òàêîé îãðîìíûé! ÎËÎËÎ! 
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ß òàê ïîíèìàþ, ñ 1-ì àïðåëåé âñåõ! 
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 09:28 |
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Ìèøà ðóëèò )))) | |
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 09:46 |
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yra!!!! " Ìèøà ðóëèò ))))" !!!!!!!!! | |
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 09:48 |
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Ìèøà, íó ÷òî, ðóññèé font óñòàíîâèë? Ïîçäðàâëÿþ. |
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 09:50 |
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y menia est' " ðóññèé font", no nety ðóññèx bykv na klave... | |
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 09:52 |
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kto-to igraet v BK?? )))))) | |
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 09:56 |
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Misha, ó ìåíÿ ñòîèò òàê íàçûâàåìûé òðàíñëèò, êîãäà êàæäàÿ áóêâà (ïî÷òè) â ðóññêîì ÿçûêå ïðèâÿçàíà ê àíãëèéñêîé. Íàïðèìåð, ðóññêîå Ï ó ìåíÿ â òîìå æå ìåñòå ãäå è àíãë. P. È - ãäå i è òàê äàëåå. ß íå ìîãó äâå ðàññêëàäêè êëàâèàòóðû â ãîëîâå äåðæàòü. Äà è íå íàäî ìíå ýòî, ÿ íå ñåêðåòàðøà. Íî...Äåëî â òîì ÷òî ÿ ïî àíãëèéñêè ó÷èëñÿ ïå÷àòàòü. Òóò áåç ýòîãî íåëüçÿ. Âñ¸ æå íà êîìïàõ. ß î÷åíü áûñòðî ïå÷àòàþ. Èíîãäà áûâàþò î÷åïÿòêè. Íå íàäî ïîäú..áûâàòü.
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 10:03 |
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eto ti kamy pro "Òóò" rasskazivaesh? )) ia tyt v college videl babky, ee let 70 bilo, tak ana ne smotria na klavy tak p4atala!!! da i pri translit... ne lublu translit, k nemy nado privikat'... est' ky4a bykv tipo kak é,û,æ, s nimi ve4no problemi... |
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 10:04 |
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4evo-to ia na4al mazat' "i" v mesto "o", razlenilsia... )) vse, pashel spat'. |
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 10:06 |
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ti lyt'she zapishy pary primerov pocket beatov... | |
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 10:08 |
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Misha, íó íå çíàþ, äåëî òâî¸. ß ëè÷íî íå ÷èòàþ òâîè "ve4no problemi..." Ïðîïóñêàþ. ×òî ýòî? Âå4íî ïðîáëåìè? èëè âå÷åòûðåíî ïðîáëåìè? È ïîñëå ýòîãî òû ãîâîðèøü ÷òî "ø" íà ìåñòå "w" òåáÿ ðàçäðàæàåò? ß òåðÿþ ê òåáå óâàæåíèå çà òóïîñòü è óïðÿìîñòü. |
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 10:55 |
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âû åùå ïîêóñàéòå äðóã äðóãà.... Éîðêåð, à òû ãäå äîñòàë øðèôò â ñâîåì ìåãàïîëèñå? Èç íåòà ñêà÷àë? | |
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 11:13 |
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Ìèøà, âûïåé éàäó! ) | |
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À ó íàøåé Íîòàøêè ÿçûê ñèíèé!
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 11:16 |
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Way Out, ïîøåë íà paratype.ru , çàãðóçèë trial âåðñèþ, íà ìåñÿö. $139 äîëëàðîâ ïëàòèòü íå ñòàë, âìåñòî ýòîãî ïîøåë íà google.com, âûèñêàë key generator äëÿ parawin, è âñ¸ òóò. ß â Ðîññèè ðîäèëñÿ, ìíå òóò êîìôîðòíî. Òóò ñîîáðàçèòåëüíûì êîìôîðòíî.
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 12:49 |
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Âîò òàêîé îãðîìíûé! ÎËÎËÎ!
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Õèèèèèèèèèèòðûé!
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Òåìà: Re: Äîèãðàëèñü...âàø ìîäåð çàñòðåëèëñÿ! ×òî? âåñåëî?!
Âðåìÿ: 01.04.2005 13:01 |
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ëó÷øå áû åãî ìàøèíà ñáèëà | |
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