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Àâòîð
Òåìà: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 13:37 



äëÿ òåõ êòî àíãëèöêèé ñïèêàåò!

How would Russian chastushki sound in English?

Ðûáêà ïëàâàåò â òîìàòå,
Åé â òîìàòå õîðîøî,
Òîëüêî ÿ, åäðåíà ìàòåðü,
Ìåñòà â æèçíè íå íàøåë.

Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose
Only me, pathetic wimp
Have no f**king place to swim.


Ïî ðåêå ïëûâåò òîïîð
èç ñåëà ×óãóåâà,
Íó è ïóñòü ñåáå ïëûâåò
æåëåçÿêà õ*åâà...

Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself-
####ing piece of iron!!!


Ìåíÿ äåâêè ñ ñîáîé çâàëè, à ÿ ñ íèìè íå ïîøåë -
Ïèäæà÷èøêî íà ìíå ðâàíûé è õ*èøêî íåáîëüøîé.

Girls have called me to the party - I decided not to come,
It's because my clothes are ugly and my dick is a tiny one.

Ñ íåáà çâåçäî÷êà óïàëà
Ïðÿìî ìèëîìó â øòàíû,
Ïóñòü ãîðèò òàì, ÷òî ïîïàëî,
Ëèøü áû íå áûëî âîéíû.

Starlet's fallen from the heavens
Right into my boyfriend's briefs,
I don't mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 13:50 
Óïèòàííûé
Òðîëëü

Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose


ðæóíèìàãó!!!!!!!!!!!!
Êàê ñ óòðà íå ïðèäó - òóò óæå êîãî-òî íà##é ïîñûëàþò (ñ) êòî-òî èç íàøèõ
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 13:54 
Ìîñêâà
Óäàðíûå

Òåìà! Äà çäðàâñòâóþò áðàòñêèå ÿçûêè äâóõ áðàòñêèõ íàðîäîâ!

I don't mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 13:58 



Ðæàë!!!

Ñðî÷íî òðåáóþ ìíåíèÿ ¨ðêåðà! Îí ïðàâèëüíî ïåðåâåë?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 13:58 



Àíòîí, ó ìèíÿ àñüêà ïà÷èìó òî íå ðàáîòàåò. È ó âñåõ îñòàëüíûõ â íàøåì îôèñå :)))))))
Ýòî òîê ó íàñ, èëè ó êîãî-òî åùå?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 14:05 



ó ìåíÿ òîæå...è ó âñåõ â íàøåì îôèñå!
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 14:08 



è ó ìåíÿ...
Ãðîìêî - çíà÷èò õîðîøî! (ñ)Íåçíàéêà
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 14:09 



Á***, ìû îòðåçàíû äðóã îò äðóãà!!! :lol:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 14:10 



àí íå, ó ìåíÿ çàðàáîòàëà!
Ãðîìêî - çíà÷èò õîðîøî! (ñ)Íåçíàéêà
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 14:11 



îòëè÷íî!âñå ïî òåìå :lol:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 14:12 



ñìåõ :-)))
ãîñïîäà, let's go back to past times: use e-mail :-))
Things you own, own you
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 14:14 



ÏÀÇÍßÊ...ðàáîòàåò!)
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 14:19 



Ó ìèíÿ ïî ïðåæíåìó íå ðàáîòàåò..... ß ïëàêàþ... Êðîâàâî...
Kas, òàì âñå ïðàâèëüíî ïåðåâåäåíî ñ ò.ç. ãðàììàòèêè.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 14:36 



à ñ òî÷êè çðåíèÿ þìîðà??
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 15:15 



ðæóíèìàãó!! à###íà!!!!!!!!!
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 19:09 
Ìîñêâà
Óäàðíûå

Ñ òî÷êè çðåíèÿ þìîðà òîæå. Ìåñòàìè äàæå èçÿùíåå, ÷åì îðèãèíàë.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 21:39 

Hamer

ëîîîîîîëë !!!!! :)
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 21:43 

Hamer

äàâíî òàê íå ðæàë!! :) çà÷îò!! àôôòàðà â ñòóäèþ!!
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 21:44 



ïåðåâåäèòå íà èíãëèøü:

Ìåíÿ ñâàòàëè çà Ìèøêó,
ß ñêàçàëà: "Ïîãîæó!
Ïóñòü ïîêàæåò Ìèøêà øèøêó,
ß òîãäà åìó ñêàæó!" =)
"Âðîäå, ñ âèäó òàêîé êðóòîé, à äåâ÷îíêè âñ¸ âðåìÿ ðàçíûå... íàâåðíîå, óäåðæàòü íèêîãî íå ìîæåò" (ñ)
"Åñëè Âû ñáèâàåòåñü ñ ðèòìà íà ïåðåõîäå - íå ïàðüòåñü, íå ïûòàéòåñü îòòî÷èòü, ó âàñ âñ¸ ðàâíî íè÷åãî íå âûéäåò" (ñ)
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 22:51 



Óïèñàòüñÿ!!!!=)
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 19.08.2005 01:09 
Ìîñêâà
Osan, Gretch

ïåðâàÿ ñóïåð)
"ß íå íàìåðåí íå îòðèöàòü òîãî, ÷òî ÿ ê ýòîìó íåìíîãî íå ïðè÷àñòåí" ((Ñ) 6àðèê)
:magia:
 ýòîò ôîðóì ìîãóò ïèñàòü òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûå ïîëüçîâàòåëè!