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Òåìà: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 13:37 |
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äëÿ òåõ êòî àíãëèöêèé ñïèêàåò! How would Russian chastushki sound in English? Ðûáêà ïëàâàåò â òîìàòå, Åé â òîìàòå õîðîøî, Òîëüêî ÿ, åäðåíà ìàòåðü, Ìåñòà â æèçíè íå íàøåë. Fish in thick tomato sauce Swims in happy comatose Only me, pathetic wimp Have no f**king place to swim. Ïî ðåêå ïëûâåò òîïîð èç ñåëà ×óãóåâà, Íó è ïóñòü ñåáå ïëûâåò æåëåçÿêà õ*åâà... Down the river drifts an axe From the town of Byron. Let it float by itself- ####ing piece of iron!!! Ìåíÿ äåâêè ñ ñîáîé çâàëè, à ÿ ñ íèìè íå ïîøåë - Ïèäæà÷èøêî íà ìíå ðâàíûé è õ*èøêî íåáîëüøîé. Girls have called me to the party - I decided not to come, It's because my clothes are ugly and my dick is a tiny one. Ñ íåáà çâåçäî÷êà óïàëà Ïðÿìî ìèëîìó â øòàíû, Ïóñòü ãîðèò òàì, ÷òî ïîïàëî, Ëèøü áû íå áûëî âîéíû. Starlet's fallen from the heavens Right into my boyfriend's briefs, I don't mind his roasted penis If it helps us live in peace. |
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Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 13:50 |
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Óïèòàííûé Òðîëëü ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Fish in thick tomato sauce Swims in happy comatose ðæóíèìàãó!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Êàê ñ óòðà íå ïðèäó - òóò óæå êîãî-òî íà##é ïîñûëàþò (ñ) êòî-òî èç íàøèõ
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Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 13:54 |
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Òåìà! Äà çäðàâñòâóþò áðàòñêèå ÿçûêè äâóõ áðàòñêèõ íàðîäîâ! I don't mind his roasted penis If it helps us live in peace. |
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Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 13:58 |
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Ðæàë!!! Ñðî÷íî òðåáóþ ìíåíèÿ ¨ðêåðà! Îí ïðàâèëüíî ïåðåâåë? |
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Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 13:58 |
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Àíòîí, ó ìèíÿ àñüêà ïà÷èìó òî íå ðàáîòàåò. È ó âñåõ îñòàëüíûõ â íàøåì îôèñå ![]() Ýòî òîê ó íàñ, èëè ó êîãî-òî åùå? |
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Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 14:08 |
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è ó ìåíÿ... | |
Ãðîìêî - çíà÷èò õîðîøî! (ñ)Íåçíàéêà
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Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 14:10 |
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àí íå, ó ìåíÿ çàðàáîòàëà! | |
Ãðîìêî - çíà÷èò õîðîøî! (ñ)Íåçíàéêà
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Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 14:12 |
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ñìåõ ![]() ãîñïîäà, let's go back to past times: use e-mail ![]() |
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Things you own, own you
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Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 14:19 |
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Ó ìèíÿ ïî ïðåæíåìó íå ðàáîòàåò..... ß ïëàêàþ... Êðîâàâî... Kas, òàì âñå ïðàâèëüíî ïåðåâåäåíî ñ ò.ç. ãðàììàòèêè. |
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Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 15:15 |
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ðæóíèìàãó!! à###íà!!!!!!!!! | |
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Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 19:09 |
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Ñ òî÷êè çðåíèÿ þìîðà òîæå. Ìåñòàìè äàæå èçÿùíåå, ÷åì îðèãèíàë. | |
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Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 21:43 |
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Hamer ![]() ![]() |
äàâíî òàê íå ðæàë!! ![]() |
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Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 18.08.2005 21:44 |
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ïåðåâåäèòå íà èíãëèøü: Ìåíÿ ñâàòàëè çà Ìèøêó, ß ñêàçàëà: "Ïîãîæó! Ïóñòü ïîêàæåò Ìèøêà øèøêó, ß òîãäà åìó ñêàæó!" =) |
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"Âðîäå, ñ âèäó òàêîé êðóòîé, à äåâ÷îíêè âñ¸ âðåìÿ ðàçíûå... íàâåðíîå, óäåðæàòü íèêîãî íå ìîæåò" (ñ)
"Åñëè Âû ñáèâàåòåñü ñ ðèòìà íà ïåðåõîäå - íå ïàðüòåñü, íå ïûòàéòåñü îòòî÷èòü, ó âàñ âñ¸ ðàâíî íè÷åãî íå âûéäåò" (ñ) |
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Òåìà: Re: ×ÀÑÒÓØÊÈ
Âðåìÿ: 19.08.2005 01:09 |
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Ìîñêâà Osan, Gretch ![]() ![]() ![]() |
ïåðâàÿ ñóïåð) | |
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