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Òåìà: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 13:25 |
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èç ñîáðàíèé ÑÌÑ: 1. "Ëåøà, ó íàñ ðîäèëàñü äåâî÷êà! Ñïàñèáî òåáå áîëüøîå. Ïîêà, Ñåðåãà". 2. "Ïàïà, ïîçâîíè äîìîé. Íå ìîãó íàéòè îïèëêè îò õîìÿêà". 12. "Òû ÷òî, îïÿòü ñíÿë øòàíû è íå ñëûøèøü ïåéäæåðà?" 13. "ß äàæå ñåñòü íå ìîãó. Ñïàñèáî çà ïðåêðàñíûé ïðàçäíèê. Ñâåòà". 14. "Êîëÿ, ÿ æäó òåáÿ ó çàäíåãî ïðîõîäà." 15. Ïðèõîäèòå ïåøêîì. Ïîåäåì íà ìíå. 16. Êàññîâûé àïïàðàò ñëîìàí. ×åê ïèùèò è íå ëåçåò. Ëàðèñà. 17. Ìèëûé, çàáåðè ñðî÷íî Ìàøåíüêó èç äåòñêîãî ñàäà. Ïðèåçæàé, áóäåì âàðèòü õîëîäåö! 18. "Ìèëàÿ ÿ ñïóñêàþñü, ìåíÿ íå öåëóé, ÿ ñ æåíîé" 19. Ëåíà, çàáåðè ó áàáóøêè â êðàñíîé ñóìêå ÊËÞ×È ÎÒ ÁÅÍÇÎÏÈËÛ... 20. "Êóïè ÒÓÀËÅÒÍÓÞ ÁÓÌÀÃÓ è åçæàé äîìîé ÑÐÎ×ÍÎ!!!!!!" 21. Ïðèâåçè êîëáàñó, ÿéöà, òóàëåòíóþ áóìàãó, øàìïóíü è ÷òî-íèáóäü íà äåñåðò. 22. Âàëåðà, îòáåé ìíå ÷òî-íèáóäü. Ìàøà. 23. Äîðîãîé, ïî äîðîãå äîìîé êóïè îäíó ñîñèñêó, ó íàñ ñåãîäíÿ ãîñòè. Äîðîãàÿ. 24. Ìàòîì òåáÿ ïðîøó, ïðèåçæàé ñêîðåå! |
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 13:41 |
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Íèæíåâàðòîâñêèé Tama Zidlijan Zagrebian 
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 ÆÆåøü!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!áàÿí÷èê ïðàâäà)))))))))))))))) |
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"ÿ áóäó îáùàòüñÿ â ñîöèàëüíûõ ñåòÿõ òîëüêî òîãäà, êîãäà ñîçäàäóò òàêóþ ñîö. ñåòü, â ðåãèñòðàöèè êîòîðîé îáÿçàòåëüíûì ïóíêòîì áóäåò òåñò íà IQ, íå ïðîïóñêàþùèé òåõ, ó êîãî IQ ìåíüøå 130"(ñ)
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 13:51 |
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åñò ìàðèõóàíó 
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íó òû äà¸øü  òàêîé áîÿí âûêëàäûâàòü.ýò ìîäà ÷òîëü òàêàÿ? íîñòàëüãèÿ? íî ñìåøíî |
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 13:52 |
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ÿ íå âèäåë!äëÿ ìåíÿ íå Áîÿí!à âîò òåáå áàáóøêà âñå ÷òî íå âûëîæàò âñå Áîÿí! | |
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 16:37 |
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Ñàíêò-Ïåòåðáóðã Canon 
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çàáàâíûéý øòó÷êè.. | |
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The future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 16:40 |
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Íèæíåâàðòîâñêèé Tama Zidlijan Zagrebian
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íàä íîìåðîì 20 çæàëè âñåé êîíòîðîé))))) | |
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"ÿ áóäó îáùàòüñÿ â ñîöèàëüíûõ ñåòÿõ òîëüêî òîãäà, êîãäà ñîçäàäóò òàêóþ ñîö. ñåòü, â ðåãèñòðàöèè êîòîðîé îáÿçàòåëüíûì ïóíêòîì áóäåò òåñò íà IQ, íå ïðîïóñêàþùèé òåõ, ó êîãî IQ ìåíüøå 130"(ñ)
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 16:42 |
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Ìîñêâà îòáîéíûé ìîëîòîê 
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Áàáóñü, à òû ïîïðîáóé êà íå áîÿí÷èê âûëîæèòü êàêîé íèòü? Äà øòàï íå õàìíî êàêîé íèòü, à øåäåâåð... | |
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Êîãäà â ðóêàõ ìîëîòîê, âñå âîêðóã êàæóòñÿ ãâîçäÿìè...
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 16:43 |
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Ìîñêâà îòáîéíûé ìîëîòîê
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À Òîõà âñå ðàâíî áîÿíèñò... (íà òåáå çà òîò ðàñ... )
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Êîãäà â ðóêàõ ìîëîòîê, âñå âîêðóã êàæóòñÿ ãâîçäÿìè...
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 16:50 |
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ëþáëþ èíñòðóìåíòû ñ âîçäóøíîé ïîäóøêîé... ó ìåíÿ äàæå ïåðâûé õåò áûë ìàñòåðñàóíä (ñ âîçäóøíîé ïîäóøêîé  )
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 16:52 |
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Ñàíêò-Ïåòåðáóðã Canon
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òàê.. âûóæ èçâåíÿéòå çà ôëóä, íî íàäî êîé-÷òî ïðîâåðèòü. õóé####!! õóè####!####. |
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The future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 16:53 |
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Ñàíêò-Ïåòåðáóðã Canon
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ïðîâåðêà õóè õóé |
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The future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 16:54 |
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Ñàíêò-Ïåòåðáóðã Canon
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âèäàëè êàê? =) à ãäå ôèëüòåð ìàòà è ïî÷óìó îí íå ôèëüòðóåò ñëîâî "õóè" ? |
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The future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 16:55 |
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Ñàíêò-Ïåòåðáóðã Canon
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íàäåþñü, ýòî íå ïîñëåäíåå ìîå ïîñåùåíèå ýòîãî ôîðóìà è ÿ íå áóäó ïîäâåðãíóò æåñòîêîé êàðå, çà ëþáîïûòñòâî
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The future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 17:31 |
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åñò ìàðèõóàíó
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îê ÷¸íèòü êèíó åñëè ïîïàä¸òñÿ | |
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Äîáðîæåëàòåëü...
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 18:06 |
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Ñàíêò-Ïåòåðáóðã Canon
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íàâåðíîå òîëüêî ìíå ðàçðåøèëè ãîâîðèòü ñëîâî õóè , çà ïðèìåðíîå ïîâåäåíèå =) | |
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The future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 18:12 |
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Ñàíêò-Ïåòåðáóðã Canon
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Lenkoff íå îïëó÷àåòñÿ? íà è õóè ñ íèì!
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The future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 18:19 |
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 18:20 |
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 18:22 |
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 18:29 |
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Moscow
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âîò âàì ïî òåìå òåìà! Íà äâîðå ïîçäíÿÿ îñåíü. Ñèäÿò âîçëå çàáîðà òðè áîìæà, áû÷êè êóðÿò. Õîëîäíî. Êîñòåðîê ìàëåíüêèé æãóò øòîï ñîãðåöà. Èä¸ò ìèìî îôèãåííî êðàñèâàÿ äåâèöà. Îäèí ãîâîðèò:âîò áû òàêóþ òðàõíóòü. Âòîðîé ãîâîðèò: íó òû çàãíóë, ïîñìîòðè, êòî îíà, è êòî ìû, óæ íå òðàõíóòü, à õîòÿ áû ïîëèçàòü ó íå¸... à òðåòèé ãîâîðèò: âû âàùå ðàçìå÷òàëèñü î íåðåàëüíîì, íó óæ õîòÿ áû ó ÷óâàêà, êîòîðûé å¸ e6àë#### ïîñîñàòü...
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 19:39 |
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Ñàíêò-Ïåòåðáóðã Canon
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Mike êîíå÷íî ñìåøíî, íî òîëüêî ïðè÷åì òóò õóè?
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The future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 20:39 |
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áëèí, ÷å æ âû âñå ### äà ###... | |
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"Âðîäå, ñ âèäó òàêîé êðóòîé, à äåâ÷îíêè âñ¸ âðåìÿ ðàçíûå... íàâåðíîå, óäåðæàòü íèêîãî íå ìîæåò" (ñ)
"Åñëè Âû ñáèâàåòåñü ñ ðèòìà íà ïåðåõîäå - íå ïàðüòåñü, íå ïûòàéòåñü îòòî÷èòü, ó âàñ âñ¸ ðàâíî íè÷åãî íå âûéäåò" (ñ) |
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 20:43 |
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Âîò òàêîé îãðîìíûé! ÎËÎËÎ! 
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äà#### ñ íèì
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Òåìà: Re: SMS
Âðåìÿ: 08.11.2005 23:45 |
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åñò ìàðèõóàíó
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