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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 30.11.2006 18:51 |
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À-òÿ-òÿ-òÿ...  
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Æàëü ÷òî ìíå íå÷åãî ñþäà âûëîæèòü. | |
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... òîëüêî ÿ è ìàøèíà, ÷èñòîå òâîð÷åñòâî.
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 30.11.2006 19:11 |
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Âîò òàêîé îãðîìíûé! ÎËÎËÎ! 
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Ó êîãî Firefox íàïèøèòå â àäðåñíîé ñòðîêå "about:mozilla" | |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 30.11.2006 19:13 |
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Áîÿí ëè ýòî? http://ziza.ru/2006/11/20/muzykant__smotret_objazatelno.html |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 30.11.2006 19:14 |
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Âîò òàêîé îãðîìíûé! ÎËÎËÎ!
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 30.11.2006 19:16 |
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Ìîðèñàéä
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ãëàç..ÿ ïðîñòî àáààñààëñÿ.... And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror. from The Book of Mozilla, 7:15 |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 30.11.2006 22:47 |
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Ãàëàêòåêî ×î÷î Óïÿ÷êà Èäèîò 
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Íàêîíåö çâåðü ïàë, è âîçðàäîâàëèñü íåâåðóþùèå. Íî íå âñ¸ áûëî ïîòåðÿíî, èáî èç ïåïëà âîññòàëà âåëèêàÿ ïòèöà. Îãëÿäåëà ïòèöà íåâåðóþùèõ è îáðóøèëà íà íèõ îãîíü è ãðîì. Âîçðîäèëñÿ çâåðü, âîññòàíîâèëàñü åãî ñèëà, è ïîñëåäîâàòåëè Ìàììîíà ñæàëèñü îò óæàñà. èç Êíèãè Mozilla, 7:15 |
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Càéò äëÿ ìóçûêàíòîâ http://muzcontact.ru
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 30.11.2006 22:58 |
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åñò ìàðèõóàíó 
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http://community.livejournal.com/agitplakat/547759.html | |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 01.12.2006 00:07 |
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Ìîðèñàéä
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ñòîïóäîâ áîÿí,íî âñ¸æå  http://debri.ru/c/samye_luchshie_sluchajjnye_kadry/ |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 01.12.2006 00:18 |
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Ìîðèñàéä
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http://www.youtube.com/v/jXTycymY-Yk 
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 01.12.2006 00:23 |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 01.12.2006 00:27 |
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Ìîðèñàéä
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http://www.myvideo.de/watch/73370
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 01.12.2006 00:51 |
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Ìîðèñàéä
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Âî âpåìåíà ìàõpîâîãî çàñòîÿ, â àâòîáyñå îäèí ìyæèê ñïpàøèâàåò y âòîpîãî: - Òû çíàåøü, ÷åì Ápåæíåâ îò Ðàéêèíà îòëè÷àåòñÿ? - ×åì? - Ðàéêèí ####èò, íî âñå çíàþò, ÷òî ýòî ïpàâäà. À Ápåæíåâ ãîâîpèò, ÷òî ïpàâäà, íî âñå çíàþò - îí ####èò! - À òû çíàåøü, ÷åì îòëè÷àåøüñÿ îò äpyãèõ ïàññàæèpîâ? - ×åì? - Îíè äàëüøå ïîåäyò, à òû ñî ìíîé âûéäåøü! È äåìîíñòèpyåò yäîñòîâåpåíèå îôèöåpà ÊÃÁ. Âûõîäÿò îáà, è ïåðâûé ãîâîðèò: - À òû çíàåøü, ÷åì îò ìåíÿ îòëè÷àåøüñÿ? - ×åì? - Íîìåpîì yäîñòîâåpåíèÿ! |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 01.12.2006 01:02 |
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Ìîðèñàéä
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http://www.youtube.com/v/c5P6MLiKEJI
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 01.12.2006 01:12 |
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Ìîðèñàéä
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http://www.youtube.com/v/R4cQ3BoHFas | |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 01.12.2006 05:32 |
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Ñàíêò-Ïåòåðáóðã
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http://doppel-herz.livejournal.com/219874.html ïëà÷ó |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 01.12.2006 10:42 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP8Z87nAtas | |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 01.12.2006 15:39 |
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åñò ìàðèõóàíó
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íàâåðíÿêà áîÿí Ôèçèêî-ìàòåìàòè÷åñêèé ÂÓÇ, ýêçàìåíû, ïðåïîä "çâåðü": - Âõîäèò ñàìûé-ñàìûé âóíäåðêèíä, ïðåïîä çàäàåò âîïðîñ: - Âû ïóòåøåâñòâóåòå íà ïîåçäå, â êóïå âàì ñòàëî æàðêî, âàøè äåéñòâèÿ? Ñòóäåíò: - ß îòêðîþ îêíî. Ïðåïîä: Íó è ëàäóøêè. Ðàñ÷èòàéòå êà ãîëóá÷èê: ïðè ñêîðîñòè ïîåçäà 70 êì/÷, ïîïóòíîì âåòð 8 ì/ñ, òåìïåðàòóðå âîçäóõà çà áîðòîì 28 ãðàäóñîâ è â êóïå 31 ãðàäóñ, ïðè òîì ÷òî â êóïå ñèäÿò òðè ïàññàæèðà è âûäûõàþò 1 ì3 óãëåêèñëîãî ãàçà â ÷àñ çà ñêîëüêî îáíîâèòñÿ âîçäóõ â êóïå? Ñòóäåíò: - Íåñìîãó… Ïðåïîä: -Íåóä. Ñëåäóþùèé! (Ñòóäåíò âûõîäÿ ñîîáùèë âñåì ïðî îêíî è êóïå.) Çàõîäèò ñàìûé ðàçäîëáàé, ñàäèòñÿ, è çàÿâëÿåò: -ß ãîòîâ! Ïðåïîä: - Âû ïóòåøåâñòâóåòå íà ïîåçäå, â êóïå âàì ñòàëî æàðêî, âàøè äåéñòâèÿ? Ñòóäåíò: - Ñíèìó êóðòêó. Ïðåïîä: - Âàì âñåðàâíî æàðêî! Ñòóäåíò: - Íó, ñâèòåð ñíèìó. Ïðåïîä: - Âàì âñåðàâíî æàðêî! Ñòóäåíò: - Íó, ðóáàøêó ñíèìó. Ïðåïîä: - Âàì âñåðàâíî æàðêî! Ñòóäåíò: - Íó, äæèíñû ñíèìó. Ïðåïîä: - Íó ëàäíî. Íà ïðîòèâ Âàñ ñèäèò íåãð è ïî ìåðå òîãî êàê âû ðàçäåâàåòåñü ó íåãî âñòàåò! (ïðåïîä óõìûëüíóëñÿ) Ñòóäåíò íàêëîíÿåòñÿ ê ïðåïîäó è ãîâîðèò: - Íèêîëàé Èâàíîâè÷, ïóñòü ìåíÿ õîòü âåñü ïîåçä âûå%%%åò, íî îêíî ÿ íå îòêðîþ. |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 02.12.2006 21:08 |
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òîëñòÿ÷îê èç ñåëà Ïåðåæîïèíî 
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http://funpage.ru/fun/flash/Jingle-Bells-Backwards.swf | |
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Ìíå äîñòàò÷íî áûëî ïîñìîòðåòü,êàê òû ïîñëå ðàçãîâîðîâ î ñâîåé ñóïåð êðóòèçíå,ëåç ïîçîðíî áåñïëàòíî ÷åðåç òóðíèêåò â àâòîáóñå... © zvukovert
áëèí-íàôåã, ïîêà ðàññóæäàë, çàáûë î ÷åì ðå÷ü-òî © Herr_Andrez |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 02.12.2006 22:33 |
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åñò ìàðèõóàíó
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ñóêè ñêîêà æ ìîæíî òàê | |
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Äîáðîæåëàòåëü...
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 02.12.2006 22:39 |
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èñïóãàëñÿ ÿ ÷¸ò | |
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Àðìÿíñêîå òðèî-ýòî äóäóê,äàðáóê è íîóòáóê
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 02.12.2006 22:48 |
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Ìîðèñàéä
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ýòî ñêðèïêà òîâàðèùè,ñêðèïêà.(~Áîÿí) | |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 03.12.2006 01:37 |
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http://www.youtube.com/v/U1DrXWMeqOs 
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 03.12.2006 01:41 |
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Âîò òàêîé îãðîìíûé! ÎËÎËÎ!
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 03.12.2006 01:43 |
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Âîò òàêîé îãðîìíûé! ÎËÎËÎ!
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Äðóçü â ïàëüòî íàõú! | |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 03.12.2006 01:44 |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 03.12.2006 01:44 |
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Âîò òàêîé îãðîìíûé! ÎËÎËÎ!
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òû æå èíäóñ, êóäà òåáå... | |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 03.12.2006 01:47 |
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Âîò òàêîé îãðîìíûé! ÎËÎËÎ!
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 03.12.2006 18:58 |
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À-òÿ-òÿ-òÿ...
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Ñòðàøíî ñöóêî ñòàëî, DÚ òû ïîäîíîê! | |
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... òîëüêî ÿ è ìàøèíà, ÷èñòîå òâîð÷åñòâî.
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 04.12.2006 17:40 |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 04.12.2006 17:46 |
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Ãàëàêòåêî ×î÷î Óïÿ÷êà Èäèîò
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ýòî Ãàèñ÷? | |
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Càéò äëÿ ìóçûêàíòîâ http://muzcontact.ru
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 04.12.2006 17:48 |
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Ìîðèñàéä
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ýòî Ãîðóëüêà | |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 04.12.2006 18:16 |
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Ìîðèñàéä
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 âîò ñëó÷àéíî áàðûøíþ ãäå-òà óâèäåë.èä¸ò îíà ÿ âíî íåí âìóçòîðã. |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 04.12.2006 22:11 |
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Ìîðèñàéä
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http://www.womenlove.ru/gara2008/?&s_l=F&s_i=M&s_f=&s_t=21&s_c=3159_4312_4400&s_p=checked&s_w=&s_ty=All&s_vf=&s_vw=&s_vip=&search_mode=Base&gid=110441087&offset=60 | |
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 04.12.2006 23:38 |
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åñò ìàðèõóàíó
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Äîáðîæåëàòåëü...
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 05.12.2006 10:49 |
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http://taranoff.livejournal.com/1983927.html | |
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