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Òåìà: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 13:58 



Ïîñëå òîãî êàê ìíå ïðèøëà â ãîëîâó ñúåñòü ãèòàðó íî÷üþ ïðèñíèëñÿ ñòðàííûé ñîí ñ ðàçâèòèåì ýòîé èäåè. Íóæíî ñäåëàòü ìàòåðèàë - òâåðäûé. Òèïà êàê ó êîòîâ åñòü ñóõîé êîðì - òàì êîìî÷êè, êîòîðûå âðîäå êàê ñ ìÿñîì è ïðî÷åé õðåíüþ. Íàäî ñäåëàòü ïîäîáíîå äëÿ ÷åëîâåêà. Íî òîëüêî íå ìàëåíüêèå êîìî÷êè - à áîëüøèå áëîêè ðàçìåðîì ñ äîñêè. Èç íèõ ìîæíî ñäåëàòü ãèòàðó, èñïîëüçîâàâ òâåðäûé êîðì âìåñòî äåðåâà. Ïðåäñòàâëÿåòå çâóê êàêîé áóäåò ìÿñíîé â ïðÿìîì ñìûñëå. À ïîòîì íà êîíöåðòå âìåñòî òîãî ÷òîáû ðàçáèâàòü è ñæèãàòü ãèòàðû - èõ ìîæíî ñúåäàòü. Âîò êðóòîòåíü.

Èëè äîïóñòèì îòëàìûâàòü îò ãèòàðû êóñî÷êè è êèäàòü â çàë ôàíàòàì, à îíè áû ïîä ïèâî ýòî äåëî åëè. Ïðîèçâîäèòåëè áóäóò ñ÷àñòëèâû - âåäü ÷åëîâåêó ïîíàäîáèòüñÿ ìîðå ãèòàð ðåãóëÿðíî. Ïðåäñòàâëÿåòå òîãäà êàêîå çíà÷åíèå îáðåòåò ôðàçà "ðàçëèòü ïèâî íà ãèòàðó"? Äà åå ìîæíî áóäåò êåò÷óïîì è ìàéîíåçîì, ìîæíî áóäåò ñ îãóð÷èêîì. Ìîæíî áóäåò óõîäèòü â ïîõîäû èëè â àðìèþ ñ ãèòàðîé è òàì ñúåäàòü ñ ãîëîäóõè. À êàêèå êëèïû ìîæíî ñíèìàòü - òû ðóáèøü íà ãèòàðå - à äâå ñåêñàïèëüíûå íåãðèòÿíî÷êè ñòîÿ íà êîëåíÿõ îáëèçûâàþò è ïîòèõîíüêó îòêóñûâàþò òâîþ ãèòàðó. Êðóòü âåäü. Ãèòàðû òîãäà áóäóò ïðîäàâàòüñÿ íà êàæäîì óãëó - â ïðîäîâîëüñòâåííîì ìàãàçèíå.
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:00 
Ìóðìàíñê


stnk , íàðêîòèêè?
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:02 
Bite my shiny metal
A$$

ãäå ññûëêà íà äèñòîðøíðó? :4:
Shiftuya shit
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:03 

Go Ahead! Drink with the Living Dead!

"Îñòàïà íåñëî..." :yak:
Ñòàðûå ìîñòû ìîãóò åùå ïðèãîäèòüñÿ. Ëó÷øå ñæå÷ü ñòàðûå ãðàáëè.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:05 
Ìîñêâà
SD Custom Guitar

>òû ðóáèøü íà ãèòàðå - à äâå ñåêñàïèëüíûå íåãðèòÿíî÷êè ñòîÿ íà êîëåíÿõ
â æîïó íåãðèòÿíîê :005:
Ýòî ñåé÷àñ âñå ïî íàðîøêè. À ðàíüøå. Êàê æèëè òàê è èãðàëè.
http://vk.com/ivandeus
http://www.youtube.com/c/Deussoftwebru
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:07 
Ìîñêâà
Fender Telecaster, Phantom XII deluxe, Korg micro x, Jazz Bass

:bic:
Spacemen Live Forever
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:08 
Ìåãèîí
ESP&Hamer

íåò :cranky:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:08 
LED
hunter behind heads

>Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
À ÷òî-òî â ýòîì åñòü :da:
- How do I get to Carnegie Hall?
- Practice, practice, practice.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:09 
áèëåò
íà áàëåò


ïëàâàëè - çíàåì
Rock-n-Roll ýòî æìóðü :svet:
ß òâîðþ íåìîòèâèðîâàííûå àêòû êðàñîòû :love:

Õåíäðèêñ ñäîõ à Êèðêîðîâ æèâ. Ïåë Ïðåñëè ñòîíàë Ëåïñ.. È Êîáåéí â õîõëîìå. Òàêèå âîò òâîð÷åñêèå âå÷åðà â Ïèòåðå.  êâàðòèðå ñ Âèäîì íà Êàçàíñêèé. (ñ) Time
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:12 
msk


à ïîòîì ïoñRàòü ãèòàðîé :fear: :pitka:
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:14 



èíòåðåñíî òîãäà ïîñëóøàòü ÷åì áû îòëè÷àëèñü ïî çâóêó ãðèôû èç ðûáû è êóðèöû íàïðèìåð... èëè êîðïóñ èç ãîâÿäèíû ñ òîïîì èç ñâèíèíû..
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:18 

Go Ahead! Drink with the Living Dead!

>>òû ðóáèøü íà ãèòàðå - à äâå ñåêñàïèëüíûå íåãðèòÿíî÷êè ñòîÿ íà êîëåíÿõ
>â æîïó íåãðèòÿíîê
Ìñüå çíàåò òîëê â èçâðàùåíèÿõ :ulyb:
Ñòàðûå ìîñòû ìîãóò åùå ïðèãîäèòüñÿ. Ëó÷øå ñæå÷ü ñòàðûå ãðàáëè.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:19 

Äåðåâÿííûå ëîæêè

>èíòåðåñíî òîãäà ïîñëóøàòü ÷åì áû îòëè÷àëèñü ïî çâóêó ãðèôû èç ðûáû è êóðèöû íàïðèìåð... èëè êîðïóñ èç ãîâÿäèíû ñ òîïîì èç ñâèíèíû..

ìÿñî ìîæíî áóäåò íàðåçàòü â áóêâàëüíîì ñìûñëå
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:23 
LED
hunter behind heads

>èíòåðåñíî òîãäà ïîñëóøàòü ÷åì áû îòëè÷àëèñü ïî çâóêó ãðèôû èç ðûáû è êóðèöû íàïðèìåð... èëè êîðïóñ èç ãîâÿäèíû ñ òîïîì èç ñâèíèíû..
Êèòàéöû íàâåðíîå óæå äåëàþò ))

Ïàëüòî, âî âñÿêîì ñëó÷àå, äåëàëè èç ãîâÿäèíû óæå ïàðó ëåò íàçàä ))
http://www.liveinternet.ru/users/2365688/post124790547/
- How do I get to Carnegie Hall?
- Practice, practice, practice.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:32 
Äàâàéäîñâèäàíèÿ
ïðîïèñüêà ìîÿ

Îòëè÷íàÿ èäåÿ. Ïîë êèëî Ãèáñîíà ËÏ è ãðàìì 700 ôåíäåðà òåëåêàñòåðà ïîæàéëóñòà :golod:
ß íå Îëåã è íå Ñòåïàí
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:35 



è íàðóëèòü âêóñíûé çâóê!
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:37 
Ìîñêâà


È êàêàòü ñåïòàêêîðäàìè íåäåëþ ïîñëå ýòîãî....
Ñåðûé, äåäóøêà Ôðåéä ïðî òåáÿ âñ¸ çíàë äî òâîåãî ðîæäåíèÿ :3_9_3: :yes: :nac_2471:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:45 
Ìîñêâà
SD Custom Guitar

>è íàðóëèòü âêóñíûé çâóê!
æûðíûé ñî øêâàðêàìè
Ýòî ñåé÷àñ âñå ïî íàðîøêè. À ðàíüøå. Êàê æèëè òàê è èãðàëè.
http://vk.com/ivandeus
http://www.youtube.com/c/Deussoftwebru
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 15:01 
LED
hunter behind heads

"- ìíå ãðèô îò òåëåêàñòåðà, êîëó è áîëüøóþ êàðòîøêó"
- How do I get to Carnegie Hall?
- Practice, practice, practice.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 15:06 



>à ïîòîì ïoñRàòü ãèòàðîé
:idea2:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 15:12 
Ìîñêâà
ãèòàðà

äëÿ âåãàí-õàðäêîðùèêîâ - ãèòàðíîå îâîùíîå àññîðòè ñ ñòðóíàìè èç êîðåøêîâ :hm:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 15:30 
Ìîñêâà
Ñòðàòû è áóñòåðà

:3_9_3:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 15:40 



http://www.forum-grad.ru/forum771/thread28606.html íî îò òàêèõ ãèòàðîê, ÿ áû íå îòêàçàëñÿ! :idea2:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 16:37 
Áàðíàóë
Fender Am Deluxe Strat

òåìà àãîíü :tardlol: :tardlol: :tardlol:
Guitar players are always doing shit with feedback. They love it, everyone else hates it. (c) Ray Manzarek

The Les Paul is a beautiful guitar but it’s heavy as shit! (c) Joan Jett
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 16:47 

êóé,ðóêè è òîïîð

áåëî÷åê ëîâèøü? :lol:
Ãèòàðû âûøå 1-ãî êèëîáàêñà êàë è êèòàé.
o jaja das shpilen maine overdriven kanale
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 16:48 
Ñîëíöåâî


>äëÿ âåãàí-õàðäêîðùèêîâ - ãèòàðíîå îâîùíîå àññîðòè ñ ñòðóíàìè èç êîðåøêîâ
:agree:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 17:00 



à íà êèòàéñêèõ âìåñòî êîðïóñ, âìåñòî îòáîðíîé ãîâÿäèíû áóäåò èç ñîáà÷àòèíû, à íà ãðèôå ïðåññîâàíàÿ êóðèíàÿ øêóðà :idea2:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 17:07 
Ìîñêâà
Offline

ìíå æåíà âîò òàêóþ ïîäàðèëà êàê-òî:

:metal2:
Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 17:09 
áèëåò
íà áàëåò

ãèòàðà ÌÀéåðà :metal2:
Rock-n-Roll ýòî æìóðü :svet:
ß òâîðþ íåìîòèâèðîâàííûå àêòû êðàñîòû :love:

Õåíäðèêñ ñäîõ à Êèðêîðîâ æèâ. Ïåë Ïðåñëè ñòîíàë Ëåïñ.. È Êîáåéí â õîõëîìå. Òàêèå âîò òâîð÷åñêèå âå÷åðà â Ïèòåðå.  êâàðòèðå ñ Âèäîì íà Êàçàíñêèé. (ñ) Time
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 17:11 
áèëåò
íà áàëåò

çâó÷êè êàñòîì èç 5òè ñåðäå÷íèêîâ :metal2: :destruction:
Rock-n-Roll ýòî æìóðü :svet:
ß òâîðþ íåìîòèâèðîâàííûå àêòû êðàñîòû :love:

Õåíäðèêñ ñäîõ à Êèðêîðîâ æèâ. Ïåë Ïðåñëè ñòîíàë Ëåïñ.. È Êîáåéí â õîõëîìå. Òàêèå âîò òâîð÷åñêèå âå÷åðà â Ïèòåðå.  êâàðòèðå ñ Âèäîì íà Êàçàíñêèé. (ñ) Time
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 17:13 
Çàìêàäüå
MJT Jazzmaster, MJT Stratocaster, DSI OB-6

>ìíå æåíà âîò òàêóþ ïîäàðèëà êàê-òî:
Äðÿìñû çà òàêóþ æåíó :agree:
https://www.youtube.com/deniki4 Îáçîðû
"Áåç êîìïðåññîðà ïðîïàäàåò äèíàìèêà èãðû" © Nurnika
"ïðîñòî ðîâíîñòü -ýòî ïðîñòî ðîâíîñòü. çàñòàâèòü çâó÷àòü ýòó ðîâíîñòü. åñëè îíà íóæíà . òóò íàäî ñòàðàòüñÿ." © time
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 17:20 
Ìîñêâà
Offline

deniki4 , :agree:
Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 17:30 
Bite my shiny metal
A$$

>Ïàëüòî, âî âñÿêîì ñëó÷àå, äåëàëè èç ãîâÿäèíû óæå ïàðó ëåò íàçàä ))
>http://www.liveinternet.ru/users/2365688/post1247 90547/

k.a.s. , :tardlol:
Shiftuya shit
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 17:42 
Ìîñêâà
Strat, ASAT, SG, Takamine

k.a.s. , ñâîèì ïîëóïàëüòî ãîâÿæüèì óáèë íàõðåí))))
Strat, ASAT, SG->Budda-> Cmatmods Signa Comp-> Zendrive->OCD->Fulltone '70 -> MXR Phase 90-> T-Rex Tremster-> RC Booster-> Strymon Brigadier-> Strymon Blue Sky// TS-808->BJFe Folk Fuzz->Wampler Plexi Drive-> Ibanez Flanger->EHX Pulsar->Malekko 616
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 17:50 
The
Fuzz

Cïåöèàëüíî äëÿ Òûíêó

The RAT.The last fuzz you will ever need!
No amount of talk on a forum will give you as much information as 10 seconds plugged in.
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 18:12 



êàê ýòî âîîáùå ìîæíî áûëî âûðåçàòü? ýòî ôòîæîï)
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 18:28 
The
Fuzz

Çëåìåíòàðíî ñ çàìîðîæåííîãî êóñêà
The RAT.The last fuzz you will ever need!
No amount of talk on a forum will give you as much information as 10 seconds plugged in.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 18:35 

Soloist/Kelly

Íó è ìûñëè ó âàñ. :192:
Áîðîòüñÿ è èñêàòü, íàéòè è íå ñäàâàòüñÿ
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 18:37 
woodS
Gibson ♫

Plexi , ýòî 3ä ñòóäèî :da:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 18:52 
Ìîñêâà
Fuzz Faces

ãèòàðà èç áîëüøîãî ñóõàðÿ :idea2:
 ýòîò ôîðóì ìîãóò ïèñàòü òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûå ïîëüçîâàòåëè!