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Âðåìÿ: 29.05.2005 22:54 



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Ñòðàòîìàíèÿ

Ñåìåí ñèäåë, ñëóøàÿ ÑèÄè ñàìîãî-ñàìîãî ñâåðõâèðòóîçíîãî ñêàíäèíàâñêîãî ñîëî-ãèòàðèñòà. Ñêîðîñòíîå ñåìèìèíóòíîå ñîëî ñïîäâèãëî
Ñåìåíà ñäåëàòü ñåáå ñõîäíûé ñîâåðøåííûé ñàóíä.
Ñêà÷àâ ñ ñàéòà ñîëî-ãèòàðèñòà ñåêðåòíûå ñâåäåíèÿ, Ñåíÿ
ñîîáðàçèë - ñîëÿê ñäåëàí ñî "Ñòðàòîêàñòåðîì".

Ñêîïèâ ñåìü ñîòåí, Ñåìåí ñìîòàëñÿ ñëóõàíóòü ñòðàò ÑÐÂ, ñáûâàåìûé ñàìûì ñâåðõïîïóëÿðíûì ñòîëè÷íûì ñàëîíîì.

""Ñêâàåð" ñîáèðàëèñü ñëóøàòü?", - ñúÿçâèë ñåäîâëàñûé ñóðîâûé ñîòðóäíèê ñàëîíà, ñìåêíóâ ñòîèìîñòü ñòàðåíüêîãî "Ñèìåíñà", ñâèñàâøåãî ñî ñòàðîìîäíûõ ñïàíäåêñîâ Ñåìåíà.

"Ñêîðåå, ÑÐÂ ñòðàòîêàñòåð. Ñêîëüêî ñòîèò?" – ñàìîóâåðåííî ñøèá ñ ñîòðóäíèêà ñïåñü Ñåìåí.

"Ñèþ ñåêóíäî÷êó-ñ, ñåé÷àñ ñõîæó ñïðîøó", - ñðàçó ñòàë ñìèðíûì ñëóæàùèé ñàëîíà.

Ñîòðóäíèê ñî ñâåðõçâóêîâîé ñêîðîñòüþ ñáåãàë, ñûñêàâ ñïèñîê. Ñìîòðÿ ñòîèìîñòü ñòðàòîêàñòåðîâ, Ñåìåí ñòîëêíóëñÿ ñî ñâåðõíåïðèÿòíûì ñþðïðèçîì – ñåìü ñîòåí ñòîèë ñòàíäàðòíûé ñòðàòîêàñòåð, ñäåëàííûé ñòðàíîé ñàêý; ñòðàò, ñêîïèðîâàííûé ñî ñòðàòà Ñòèâè, ñòîèë ñåìíàäöàòü ñîòåí!!!

Ñòîëêíóâøèñü ñî ñòîëü ñêâåðíîé ñèòóàöèåé, ñìóðíîé Ñåìåí ñâàëèë, ñîïðîâîæäàåìûé ñàäèñòñêèìè ñìåøêàìè ñëóæàùåãî.

(ñ) Crock, 2003.
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Òåìà: Re: Ñàãà "ñòðàòîìàíèÿ" (èç àðõèâîâ guitars.ru)
Âðåìÿ: 29.05.2005 23:01 
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Êðóòî. Âñå ñëîâà íà÷èíàþòñÿ íà "Ñ", ïðè ýòîì ïîíÿòåí âåñü ñìûñë :)
:oooi:
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Òåìà: Re: Ñàãà "ñòðàòîìàíèÿ" (èç àðõèâîâ guitars.ru)
Âðåìÿ: 29.05.2005 23:50 



Ïðèêîëüíî..ÿ äàæå ñðàçó ýòîãî íå çàìåòèë.. :)
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Òåìà: Re: Ñàãà "ñòðàòîìàíèÿ" (èç àðõèâîâ guitars.ru)
Âðåìÿ: 30.05.2005 09:08 



õûõû! Ñrock òîæå íà "Ñ" íà÷èíàåòñÿ!!! :)
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Âðåìÿ: 30.05.2005 09:16 
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Crock ïàäëåö)))
Èäåÿ è ïåðâûé àáçàö - ìîè! Äåëèñü êîïèðàéòîì))
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Òåìà: Re: Ñàãà "ñòðàòîìàíèÿ" (èç àðõèâîâ guitars.ru)
Âðåìÿ: 30.05.2005 09:20 



Blandest! âîò áûë áû òû Clandest'îì! ;)
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Âðåìÿ: 30.05.2005 09:35 
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íåò óæ, ñïàñèáî!))
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Âðåìÿ: 30.05.2005 09:38 



:)
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Âðåìÿ: 30.05.2005 10:01 



Blandest, ãû æûô!!!! ;)))

Éåñ, Blandest àôôòàð èäåè è (÷àñòè÷íî, ïîòîìó ÷òî ÿ íåìíîãî ïåðåäåëàë) ïåâîãî àáçàöà :))
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Âðåìÿ: 01.06.2005 10:37 
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Óðà! âàçâðàùåíèå áëóäíàãà êàïèðàéòà!
Ñrock - òàëàíò, àäíàçíà÷íà!
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Òåìà: Re: Ñàãà "ñòðàòîìàíèÿ" (èç àðõèâîâ guitars.ru)
Âðåìÿ: 01.06.2005 11:04 
Moskwah-wah-wah
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ðæóíèìàãó :lol:

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