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This is the dialog between the US President George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice right after Hu Jintao was elected the Leader of China. George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I"m asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's whose name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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Íàñòîÿùåìó ïîýòó íàïëåâàòü íà ñâîå çäîðîâüå. Ïîýò äîëæåí æèòü ÷óâñòâàìè è ýìîöèÿìè, îí äîëæåí íàïèâàòüñÿ è â ãîðå, è â ðàäîñòè, íåñòè îêîëåñèöó, ïðèñòàâàòü ê æåíùèíàì, øåëüìîâàòü äðóçåé è ñîáðàòüåâ, à óòðîì îòïàèâàòüñÿ ÷àåì (ñ)
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>À êñòàòå îí Õó èëè ###.é. ïî êèòàéñêè ïðàâèëüíî? äà ïîøîë îí â jîïó! î_0 |
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Íàñòîÿùåìó ïîýòó íàïëåâàòü íà ñâîå çäîðîâüå. Ïîýò äîëæåí æèòü ÷óâñòâàìè è ýìîöèÿìè, îí äîëæåí íàïèâàòüñÿ è â ãîðå, è â ðàäîñòè, íåñòè îêîëåñèöó, ïðèñòàâàòü ê æåíùèíàì, øåëüìîâàòü äðóçåé è ñîáðàòüåâ, à óòðîì îòïàèâàòüñÿ ÷àåì (ñ)
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Òèïà äîöåíò òóïîé. Íî Áóø íà ñàìîì äåëå íå ìàëî îòìî÷èë.
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Ego supra grammaticos! 骑虎难下!
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Ìàñòåð æåñòîêèõ èãð
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Âàùå ðæàêà 
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Ó Ìàëüìñòèíà ñåêðåò àðïåäæèî â ðû÷àãå. Îí èì ñêîðîñòè ïåðåêëþ÷àåò.
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Ñàíêò-Ïåòåðáóðã Fernandes, Fender 
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Back in Black!
Ãîñïîäü íàñ óâàæàåò. Êòî íå ñëóøàåò ìåòàë, òîìó áîã ìîçãîâ íå äàë! |
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Îêñþìîðîí Àìèêîøîíñòâî Áàòðàõîìèîìàõèÿ 
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>Ýòîò áîÿí, ïî-ìîåìó, åù¸ ñî âðåì¸í ïåðâîãî ñðîêà Áóøà 
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Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow.
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Êòî ýòè ëþäè ? 
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Pass the loser who only can talk
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Íà ýòó òåìó î÷åíü íðàâèëàñü "çàðèñîâêà" Áåíè Õèëà, êàê èíäóñ ïðèõîäèò â êèòàéñêèé ðåñòîðàí. | |
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Ego supra grammaticos! 骑虎难下!
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áèëåò íà áàëåò 
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 ß òâîðþ íåìîòèâèðîâàííûå àêòû êðàñîòû  Õåíäðèêñ ñäîõ à Êèðêîðîâ æèâ. Ïåë Ïðåñëè ñòîíàë Ëåïñ.. È Êîáåéí â õîõëîìå. Òàêèå âîò òâîð÷åñêèå âå÷åðà â Ïèòåðå.  êâàðòèðå ñ Âèäîì íà Êàçàíñêèé. (ñ) Time |
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áèëåò íà áàëåò
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îâûé õóìîð
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ß òâîðþ íåìîòèâèðîâàííûå àêòû êðàñîòû Õåíäðèêñ ñäîõ à Êèðêîðîâ æèâ. Ïåë Ïðåñëè ñòîíàë Ëåïñ.. È Êîáåéí â õîõëîìå. Òàêèå âîò òâîð÷åñêèå âå÷åðà â Ïèòåðå.  êâàðòèðå ñ Âèäîì íà Êàçàíñêèé. (ñ) Time |
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>Íî Áóø íà ñàìîì äåëå íå ìàëî îòìî÷èë. Åëèçàâåòà 11-ÿ! 
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Stand and fight, live by your heart, always one more try!(c) Manowar.
I want it all and i want it now!(c) Queen. Òîëüêî âïåð¸ä!(ñ)  |
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Ïî âåðñèè Óòðà 
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>Âûó÷èøü ÿçûê áóäóò áîëüøå ïëàòèòü ÿ çíàþ îíè ãîâîðÿò +50% ñðàçó íî ìíå íðàâèòñÿ èãðàòü íà áàðàáàíàõ è âðåìÿ, êîòîðîå ó ìåíÿ îñòàåòñÿ ïîñëå ñåìüè è ðàáîòû, ÿ òðà÷ó íà áàðàáàíû. ýòî ïðèíöèïèàëüíàÿ ïîçèöèÿ, õîòÿ è ãëóïàÿ, êîíå÷íî
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Ïî âåðñèè Óòðà
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ÿíè### íå ïîíÿë 
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Ïðèêîëüíî ãèäîì åçäèòü, îòäûõ äà è ïëþñ êàêîéòî çàðàáîòîê)  Ïðàâäà ÿçûê íàäî íîðìàëüíî çíàòü è íå òîëüêî àíãëèéñêèé 
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>âîùå íàéäóò ïîòîì ñîòðóäíèêà âðîäå òåáÿ, íî ñ àíãëèéñêèì, à òåáÿ óâîëÿò. Êîíêóðåíöèÿ, ¸ïò. Ó íàñ òàê: åñëè ïðåòåíäåíò íå çíàåò àíãëèéñêîãî, åãî íå ïðèìóò íà ðàáîòó. |
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Ïî âåðñèè Óòðà
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Sir FlyingV , íå. íåòó ó ìåíÿ ñïîñîáíîñòåé ê âàøåìó ÿçûêó... ïîýòîìó áóäó âàñ ëþòî íåíàâèäåòü ëó÷øå 
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Ñåðãåé Þðè÷, ýòî êóåòà âñ¸, ÷òîá íà ðàçãîâîðíî-ãàçåòíîì óðîâíå íîðìàëüíî îáùàòüñÿ ñïîñîáíîñòåé íå íàäî, à äëÿ õîðîøåé ðàáîòû ïðèãîäèòñÿ 
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Ïî âåðñèè Óòðà
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>à äëÿ õîðîøåé ðàáîòû ïðèãîäèòñÿ íó íå çíàþ... ðàáîòàþ íà áóðæóåâ... ÿçûê îòêàçûâàþñü ó÷èòü ïðèíöèïèàëüíî  (îíè óæå è ïðåïîäîâ ìíå íàíèìàëè è ñàìè ïûòàëèñü). Ïóñòü ñàìè ðóññêèé ó÷àò, âî!
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Ýòî ïîäõîä ÷å÷åíñêîãî ïîäðîñòêà, êîòîðûé íå õî÷åò ôèçèêó â øêîëå ó÷èòü, äåëî íå â Ðîññèè ïðîòèâ áóðæóåâ, à â òîì ÷òî àíãëèéñêèé ýòî ìåæäóíàðîäíûé ÿçûê è íà í¸ì ìîæíî íàéòè èíôîðìàöèþ îáî âñ¸ì âîùå è îáùàòüñÿ ñî âñåìè âìåíÿåìûìè ëþäüìè ëþáîé îáëàñòè äåÿòåëüíîñòè. Ïðîñòî òàê òû ðàáîòàåøü ÍÀ áóðæóåâ, à çíàíèå àíãëèéñêîãî ïîçâîëèò ðàáîòàòü Ñ áóðæóÿìè, ÷óåøü ðàçíèöó? | |
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>Ïðîñòî òàê òû ðàáîòàåøü ÍÀ áóðæóåâ, à çíàíèå àíãëèéñêîãî ïîçâîëèò ðàáîòàòü Ñ áóðæóÿìè, ÷óåøü ðàçíèöó? ÿ íå õî÷ó ñíèìè ðàáîòàòü ))) îíè ìíå íå íðàâÿööà
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È âîùå íàéäóò ïîòîì ñîòðóäíèêà âðîäå òåáÿ, íî ñ àíãëèéñêèì, à òåáÿ óâîëÿò. Êîíêóðåíöèÿ, ¸ïò. | |
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À íà íèõ òîãäà çà÷åì ðàáîòàåøü? Ñ ÿçûêîì ìîæíî ðàáîòàòü ñ êåì òåáå íðàèöà, à íå ñ òåì, êîãî ìåíüøå áåñèò òâîÿ ìîíîÿçûêîñòü. | |
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>È âîùå íàéäóò ïîòîì ñîòðóäíèêà âðîäå òåáÿ, íî ñ àíãëèéñêèì, à òåáÿ óâîëÿò. Êîíêóðåíöèÿ, ¸ïò. ÿ íåáîþñü, èáî ïðîôåññèîíàë 
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Ïî âåðñèè Óòðà
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>À íà íèõ òîãäà çà÷åì ðàáîòàåøü? îíè ïëàòÿò  à íàøè íåÄ
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Ïî âåðñèè Óòðà
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> êîãî ìåíüøå áåñèò òâîÿ ìîíîÿçûêîñòü. òå, êîãî ÷òî òî âî ìíå áåñèò, ïóñòü èäóò íàêóé, è â ñâîèõ àìñòåðäàìàõ èïóò äðóã äðóãà â .îïó, è òóäà æå çàñóíóò ñâîé ðîê-í-ðîëë (ïî÷òè öèòàòî)
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Òåìà: Re: Ñðåäîøíûé áîÿí÷èê äëÿ àíãëîÿçûêèõ. (Þìîðú) î_0
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Ïî âåðñèè Óòðà
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> ÷¸ì, åñëè íå ñåêðåò? òåáÿ âàëþòà èíòåðåñóåò? |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñðåäîøíûé áîÿí÷èê äëÿ àíãëîÿçûêèõ. (Þìîðú) î_0
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>Òèïà äîöåíò òóïîé. Íî Áóø íà ñàìîì äåëå íå ìàëî îòìî÷èë. Äîñòàòî÷íî õîòü ðàç óâèäåòü ýòó ôèçèîíîìèþ, äëÿ òîãî ÷òîáû íå óñîìíèòüñÿ â òîì, ÷òî ïîäîáíûé äèàëîã äåéñòâèòåëüíî ìîã ñîñòîÿòüñÿ.
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ñèëà äóõà â íåéðîííîé öåïè ïðÿìî ïðîïîðöèîíàëüíà ðàññóäèòåëüíîñòè è îáðàòíà ïðîïîðöèîíàëüíà êðèêó
Îðãàíè÷íîñòü - Æåíà Òàëàíòà HN! CN! κῠνικοί |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñðåäîøíûé áîÿí÷èê äëÿ àíãëîÿçûêèõ. (Þìîðú) î_0
Âðåìÿ: 07.04.2011 16:35 |
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Ïî âåðñèè Óòðà
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>> ÷¸ì, åñëè íå ñåêðåò? >òåáÿ âàëþòà èíòåðåñóåò? ñîððè.. òóïëþ. ÿ èíæåíåð-òåõíîëîã äåðåâîîáðàáàòûâàþùèõ è ìåáåëüíûõ ïðîèçâîäñòâ |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñðåäîøíûé áîÿí÷èê äëÿ àíãëîÿçûêèõ. (Þìîðú) î_0
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Âûó÷èøü ÿçûê áóäóò áîëüøå ïëàòèòü.  âîçìîæíî òû èõ óæå òàê äîñòàë óïðÿìñòâîì, ÷òî ïðÿì ùàñëèâû áóäóò áîëüøå ïëàòèòü.
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Òåìà: Re: Ñðåäîøíûé áîÿí÷èê äëÿ àíãëîÿçûêèõ. (Þìîðú) î_0
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"Â îáùåì, òåìà - êàë." (ñ) Crass
Æåëàþ âñåì òîëüêî äîáðà!=) |
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