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Òåìà: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 29.09.2019 19:55 



Óïðÿìàÿ ãîâíÿøêà
Ñìûâàòüñÿ íå æåëàåò!
Óïîðíûé Ïàë Âàñèëè÷
Íà êíîïêó íàæèìàåò!

Óïðÿìàÿ ãîâíÿøêà
Ñìûâàòüñÿ íå æåëàåò!!
Óïîðíûé Ïàë Âàñèëè÷
Íà êíîïêó íàæèìàåò!!

Óïðÿìàÿ ãîâíÿøêà
Ñìûâàòüñÿ íå æåëàåò!!!
Óïîðíûé Ïàë Âàñèëè÷
Íà êíîïêó íàæèìàåò!!!

Óïðÿìûé Ïàë Âàñèëè÷
Ãîâíÿøêó îäîëåë!
Äîñòàë èç óíèòàçà
È ñî çëîñòè ñúåë!!

Íî ñíîâà çîâ ïðèðîäíûé
Çîâ¸ò åãî â óáîðíóþ!
È ê áåëîìó ëþáèìöó
Ïðèëüíóë îí ÿãîäèöàìè!

Ñî âçäîõîì îáëåã÷åíèÿ
È ñ óìèðîòâîðåíèåì
Óñïåøíûé Ïàë Âàñèëè÷
Ãîâíî ñìûâàåò, íî...

Óïðÿìàÿ ãîâíÿøêà
Ñìûâàòüñÿ íå æåëàåò!
Óïîðíûé Ïàë Âàñèëè÷
Íà êíîïêó íàæèìàåò!

Óïðÿìàÿ ãîâíÿøêà
Ñìûâàòüñÿ íå æåëàåò!!
Óïîðíûé Ïàë Âàñèëè÷
Íà êíîïêó íàæèìàåò!!

Óïðÿìûé ïàë âàñèëè÷
Ñìûâàòüñÿ íå æåëàåò!!!
Óïîðíàÿ Ãîâíÿøêà
Íà êíîïêó íàæèìàåò!!!
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude…
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 29.09.2019 19:55 



çäðàâñòâóéòå, âñåì ïðèÿòíîãî âå÷åðà)
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude…
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 30.09.2019 10:01 



êñòàòè, åñëè âû ñòðàäàåòå ãîâíîôîáèåé,
ó ìåíÿ äëÿ âàñ õîðîøèå íîâîñòè - ýòî èçëå÷èìî)
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude…
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 30.09.2019 10:02 



À åñëè êòî-òî ñòðàäàåò ãîâíîôèëèåé, òî ó ìåíÿ äëÿ íåãî õîðîøàÿ íîâîñòü - ýòî íåèçëå÷èìî.
Êàêàÿ ãàäîñòü âàøà çàëèâíàÿ êîçëÿòèíà ïîä êîøà÷üèì ñîóñîì.
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 30.09.2019 10:05 



óòðåííèé îáìåí ñâåæèìè íîâîñòÿìè ïîä ÷àøå÷êó àðîìàòíîãî... êîôå)
÷òî ìîæåò áûòü ëó÷øå)
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude…
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 30.09.2019 15:48 



Ðåôðåí óäàðèëñÿ â ãîâíî-òåìó è åãî ñìûëî? )
Óëüòðàëåâûé îðòîäîêñàëüíûé ïðàâîñëàâíûé äîìèíàíòíûé âèêèíã-ïîäêàáëó÷íèê
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 30.09.2019 16:25 



ñëèøêîì ïðèçåìë¸ííî, Àíòîí, ïîïðîáóé åù¸ ðàçîê)
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude…
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 30.09.2019 16:30 



ÿ êîíå÷íî ïîíèìàþ âñþ êîíöåïòóàëüíóþ ãëóáèíó òâîåãî øåäåâðà, íî ñ òåêóùèìè ñòåðåîòèïàìè â îáùåñòâå òû åãî âðÿä ëè ìîíåòèçèðóåøü )
Óëüòðàëåâûé îðòîäîêñàëüíûé ïðàâîñëàâíûé äîìèíàíòíûé âèêèíã-ïîäêàáëó÷íèê
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 30.09.2019 16:36 



âîò íåçàäà÷à, à ÿ êàê ðàç íà àâèòî åãî ñîáðàëñÿ âûñòàâëÿòü.
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude…
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 30.09.2019 16:40 



õîòÿ, ÿ ãîòîâ åãî êîìó-íèáóäü ïîäàðèòü.
òû íå â êóðñå, ó êîãî èç ôîðóì÷àí ñêîðî äåíü ðîæäåíèÿ èëè èìåíèíû íà õóäîé êîíåö?
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude…
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 06.10.2019 20:23 



îíî ñàìî âñïëûëî, ÿ çäåñü íè ïðè ÷¸ì)
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude…
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 06.10.2019 20:54 
Ï-ñê


Êõì.. À ãäå öûêë-òî ? Îäíî âñåãî..

** Äà íåóæåëè êòî-òî ñóìååò êëàññèêó Òò-âà ïåðåïëþíóòü ??
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 06.10.2019 21:02 



ïðî÷èòàé íåñêîëüêî ðàç, åñëè íå ïîìîæåò,
ïðèä¸òñÿ ñïåöèàëüíî äëÿ òåáÿ ïèñàòü äðóãîå ñòèõîòâîðåíèå.
è òû òàì áóêâû â ôàìèëèè ïðîïóñòèë, íèïàíÿòíà.
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude…
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 06.10.2019 21:07 
Ìîñêâà


>õîòÿ, ÿ ãîòîâ åãî êîìó-íèáóäü ïîäàðèòü.
>òû íå â êóðñå, ó êîãî èç ôîðóì÷àí ñêîðî äåíü ðîæäåíèÿ èëè èìåíèíû íà õóäîé êîíåö?

À òû âñåì äàðè. Â ïðèíóäèòåëüíîì ïîðÿäêå. Øîá ïî÷òó îòêðûëè è îáðàäîâàëèñü :-).
Íè÷î íå çíàþ, íå ñêàæó è íå ïîêàæó
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 06.10.2019 21:11 



ýòî íàçûâàåòñÿ ñïàì, âàø ïîêîðíûé ñëóãà íèêîãäà íå îïóñòèòñÿ äî ýòîãî.
ìîè ïðîèçâåäåíèÿ - øòó÷íûå, âûëåïëåííûå ñ äóøîé.
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude…
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 06.10.2019 21:11 



ãëàâíîå, ïîñëå ëåïêè íå çàáûòü ðóêè ïîìûòü.
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude…
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 06.10.2019 21:12 
Ìîñêâà


>ýòî íàçûâàåòñÿ ñïàì, âàø ïîêîðíûé ñëóãà íèêîãäà íå îïóñòèòñÿ äî ýòîãî.
>ìîè ïðîèçâåäåíèÿ - øòó÷íûå, âûëåïëåííûå ñ äóøîé.

Èçâèíè, åñëè ïëþíóëà â äóøó. ß æ êàê ëó÷øå õîòåëà :-)
Íè÷î íå çíàþ, íå ñêàæó è íå ïîêàæó
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 06.10.2019 21:15 



no problem at all)
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude…
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 08.10.2019 22:42 



íó âîò, îïÿòü...
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude…
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 08.10.2019 22:45 



íåò ÷òîáû, êàê âñå íîðìàëüíûå òåìû, âíèç îïóñêàòüñÿ.
òàê íåò æå...
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude…
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 08.10.2019 22:48 
Ëÿñíàÿ ôåÿ
Äî÷ü ëåäÿíîé çàðè

>íåò ÷òîáû, êàê âñå íîðìàëüíûå òåìû, âíèç îïóñêàòüñÿ.
>òàê íåò æå...
Refrain , êàê òû ñåáå ïðåäñòàâëÿåøü, ÷òîáû ãîâíîòåìà ïîøëà êî äíó???
...ýòî ïðîòèâîðå÷èò ïðèðîäå :sol:
óæàñà íåò íè â êðîâè æàðåíîãî ìÿñà, íè â ...
óæàñ, ýòî êîãäà æàðÿò ìÿñî, â êîòîðîì êðîâè íåò óæå äàâíî.
èëè ñòèõè ìåðòâûå.
âîò ýòî óæàñ.(ñ) VNE
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 08.10.2019 22:52 



òû ïðàâà, íàäî ïðîñòî îòäàòü ñåáÿ âî âëàñòü ïðèðîäû è íè î ÷¸ì íå ïåðåæèâàòü)
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude…
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Òåìà: Re: Ãîâíîöûêë
Âðåìÿ: 08.10.2019 22:55 
Ëÿñíàÿ ôåÿ
Äî÷ü ëåäÿíîé çàðè

äà, òàê è ïîñòóïèì...ïåðåæèâàòü - ýòî íå íàøå.
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óæàñà íåò íè â êðîâè æàðåíîãî ìÿñà, íè â ...
óæàñ, ýòî êîãäà æàðÿò ìÿñî, â êîòîðîì êðîâè íåò óæå äàâíî.
èëè ñòèõè ìåðòâûå.
âîò ýòî óæàñ.(ñ) VNE
 ýòîò ôîðóì ìîãóò ïèñàòü òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûå ïîëüçîâàòåëè!