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Òåìà: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 11.10.2007 22:11 |
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Ìàðèèíêà Ïàõîìîâíà  
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Èäåì ñ ðåïû ê ìåòðî Íàðâñêàÿ. âñòàëè ñòîèì êóðèì., ïîäõîäÿò äâà àçåðáàéäæàíöà-àðáóçíèêà ëåò ïî ñîðîê. ñïðàøèâàþò:"Ãäè òóò ìàõàçèí åíñòðóìýíòîâ?" ß èì íà÷èíàþ ïàëüöåì òûêàòü â ñòîðîíó Ñòðîéìàñòåðà, òèïà èäòè òóäà è òóäà.îí ñëóøàåò, à çàòåì èçðåêàåò:"À òàì ãåòàðíûå ïðîöåñèèðè åñòü?" 
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"...äóøîé ÿ ñ âàìè, íà êàòîðãå â Ñèáèðè, à òåëîì ê ñîæàëåíèþ çäåñü, â Öþðèõå â ãîñòèíèöå". (ñ) Â.È. Ëåíèí
ÿ òåáÿ ïî àéêüþ ïðîáüþ, ó ìåíÿ áðàò - ìåíò. Òû çà ####à îòâåòèøü, ïîíåë?! Òû òðóï óæå! Âñ¸!! ÄÀÂÀÉ ÄÎÑÂÈÄÀÍÜß! |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 11.10.2007 22:12 |
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Îáðåçàííûå ïåéñû Âûòÿãèâàþ ïèñüêó äÿòëà è áðåí÷ó 
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íèêóÿñå 
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 11.10.2007 22:13 |
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Äà ýòî íå àçåðû áûëè, à ÷óâàêè èç SOAD. Ó íèõ òàéíàÿ ãàñòðîëÿ â Ïèòåðå. | |
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Illusion never changed into something real
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 11.10.2007 22:15 |
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Ìàðèèíêà Ïàõîìîâíà
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>÷óâàêè èç SOAD. îíè àðìÿíè 
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"...äóøîé ÿ ñ âàìè, íà êàòîðãå â Ñèáèðè, à òåëîì ê ñîæàëåíèþ çäåñü, â Öþðèõå â ãîñòèíèöå". (ñ) Â.È. Ëåíèí
ÿ òåáÿ ïî àéêüþ ïðîáüþ, ó ìåíÿ áðàò - ìåíò. Òû çà ####à îòâåòèøü, ïîíåë?! Òû òðóï óæå! Âñ¸!! ÄÀÂÀÉ ÄÎÑÂÈÄÀÍÜß! |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 11.10.2007 22:16 |
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Ìàðèèíêà Ïàõîìîâíà
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>òàéíàÿ ãàñòðîëÿ â Ïèòåðå. êâàðòèðíåê â êîíòåéíåðå íà ðûíêå 
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"...äóøîé ÿ ñ âàìè, íà êàòîðãå â Ñèáèðè, à òåëîì ê ñîæàëåíèþ çäåñü, â Öþðèõå â ãîñòèíèöå". (ñ) Â.È. Ëåíèí
ÿ òåáÿ ïî àéêüþ ïðîáüþ, ó ìåíÿ áðàò - ìåíò. Òû çà ####à îòâåòèøü, ïîíåë?! Òû òðóï óæå! Âñ¸!! ÄÀÂÀÉ ÄÎÑÂÈÄÀÍÜß! |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 11.10.2007 22:19 |
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>êâàðòèðíåê â êîíòåéíåðå íà ðûíêå ðàäèÊÀËüíûé áîìæìåòàë ñ ýëåìåíòàìè ãîïêîðà? |
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"Äîáðî" è "Çëî" áîëüøèíñòâî ëþäåé ñ÷èòàþò âàæíîé ñèñòåìíîé ôóíêöèåé, íåìíîãèå äîãàäûâàþòñÿ, ÷òî ýòî ôè÷à, è ðåäêî êòî çíàåò, ÷òî ýòî - áàã.(ñ)
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 11.10.2007 22:20 |
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SHA, ÿ òàêîé, äåòêà! 
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Illusion never changed into something real
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 11.10.2007 22:20 |
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>êâàðòèðíåê â êîíòåéíåðå íà ðûíêå ×èëë-àóò ïÿòêè? |
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Illusion never changed into something real
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 11.10.2007 22:21 |
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Ìàðèèíêà Ïàõîìîâíà
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Wonderwall, 
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"...äóøîé ÿ ñ âàìè, íà êàòîðãå â Ñèáèðè, à òåëîì ê ñîæàëåíèþ çäåñü, â Öþðèõå â ãîñòèíèöå". (ñ) Â.È. Ëåíèí
ÿ òåáÿ ïî àéêüþ ïðîáüþ, ó ìåíÿ áðàò - ìåíò. Òû çà ####à îòâåòèøü, ïîíåë?! Òû òðóï óæå! Âñ¸!! ÄÀÂÀÉ ÄÎÑÂÈÄÀÍÜß! |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 11.10.2007 22:25 |
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Îáðåçàííûå ïåéñû Âûòÿãèâàþ ïèñüêó äÿòëà è áðåí÷ó
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 11.10.2007 22:26 |
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>Wonderwall ñàì òû äåòêà Ïîâòîðþøêà - äÿäÿ õðþøêà! Ïðî àçåðîâ - êàê ÿ ïîëó÷àë ñâîå ñâèäåòåëüñòâî î ðîæäåíèè â èõ êîíñóëüñòâå.. Ýòî ïîëíàÿ æîïà!! Íå çíàþ, ÷òî òàêîå î÷åðåäü, ò.ê. âñå çíàþò äðóã äðóãà. È î÷åíü ãîðÿ÷èå. 20 àçåðáàéäæàíöåâ ïðîãðåâàþò ïîìåùåíèå äî íîðìàëüíî äëÿ ñåáÿ òåìïåðàòóðû â 40 ãðàäóñîâ çà ÷àñ. Ìíå îòåö ðàññêàçûâàë (îí â àçåðáàéäæàíå áûë áàñãèòàðèñòîì íåêîòîðîå âðåìÿ), ÷òî ãëàâíàÿ ïðîáëåìà íàéòè ãèòàðèñòà áûëà. Ïîòîìó àçåðû îíè âñå èëè âîêàëèñòû èëè áàðàáàíùèêè. Òàêîé íàðîä! Òàê ÷òî, Ôàãóíäåñ, âñòðå÷åííûå òîáîé òîâàðèùè ëèáî âñå-òàêè àðìÿíå, ëèáî õîòÿ ïðîöåññîð êîìó-òî ïîäàðèòü. |
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Illusion never changed into something real
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 11.10.2007 22:31 |
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levis, ýòîò ñìàéë íàäî ñäåëàòü â ñïèñîê! =) îí êðóòîé | |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 11.10.2007 22:47 |
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Ê íàì êàêòî òîëè àçåðû òîëè àðìÿíå íà óëèöå ïðèñòàëè, ñïðîñèëè êàê ìû íàçûâàåìñÿ è ïðåäëîæèëè íàçâàòüñÿ "ãàìàðäæîáà" | |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 11.10.2007 22:47 |
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Ìàðèèíêà Ïàõîìîâíà
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Genius, 
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"...äóøîé ÿ ñ âàìè, íà êàòîðãå â Ñèáèðè, à òåëîì ê ñîæàëåíèþ çäåñü, â Öþðèõå â ãîñòèíèöå". (ñ) Â.È. Ëåíèí
ÿ òåáÿ ïî àéêüþ ïðîáüþ, ó ìåíÿ áðàò - ìåíò. Òû çà ####à îòâåòèøü, ïîíåë?! Òû òðóï óæå! Âñ¸!! ÄÀÂÀÉ ÄÎÑÂÈÄÀÍÜß! |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 01:17 |
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Ìàðèèíêà Ïàõîìîâíà
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"...äóøîé ÿ ñ âàìè, íà êàòîðãå â Ñèáèðè, à òåëîì ê ñîæàëåíèþ çäåñü, â Öþðèõå â ãîñòèíèöå". (ñ) Â.È. Ëåíèí
ÿ òåáÿ ïî àéêüþ ïðîáüþ, ó ìåíÿ áðàò - ìåíò. Òû çà ####à îòâåòèøü, ïîíåë?! Òû òðóï óæå! Âñ¸!! ÄÀÂÀÉ ÄÎÑÂÈÄÀÍÜß! |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 01:18 |
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Ìàðèèíêà Ïàõîìîâíà
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http://rutube.ru/tracks/218157.html?v=26c2ed03c27b6a30e0baebe466e42f78
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"...äóøîé ÿ ñ âàìè, íà êàòîðãå â Ñèáèðè, à òåëîì ê ñîæàëåíèþ çäåñü, â Öþðèõå â ãîñòèíèöå". (ñ) Â.È. Ëåíèí
ÿ òåáÿ ïî àéêüþ ïðîáüþ, ó ìåíÿ áðàò - ìåíò. Òû çà ####à îòâåòèøü, ïîíåë?! Òû òðóï óæå! Âñ¸!! ÄÀÂÀÉ ÄÎÑÂÈÄÀÍÜß! |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 12:46 |
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ÑÏá Îêóñòåãà 
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ýòî ñèñòåì îô ý äàóí áûëè | |
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Faitre was here.
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 12:49 |
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>ýòî ñèñòåì îô ý äàóí áûëè êëþ÷åâîå ñëîâî äàóí |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 13:11 |
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ÑÏá Îêóñòåãà
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Faitre was here.
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 13:15 |
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ÑÏá Îêóñòåãà
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Faitre was here.
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 13:15 |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 13:18 |
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ÑÏá Îêóñòåãà
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Faitre was here.
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 13:19 |
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ÑÏá Îêóñòåãà
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Faitre was here.
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 13:41 |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 13:44 |
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ÑÏá Îêóñòåãà
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Faitre was here.
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 13:45 |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 13:47 |
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ÑÏá Îêóñòåãà
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ÿ áóõîé â æîïó! | |
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Faitre was here.
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 13:52 |
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ÑÏá Îêóñòåãà
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Faitre was here.
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 13:54 |
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>ÿ áóõîé â æîïó! âîò ïà÷èìó ñòàâåø ñìàéëåãå ñ êàëîì âî âñåõ òîïåãàõ |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 13:55 |
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Îáðåçàííûå ïåéñû Âûòÿãèâàþ ïèñüêó äÿòëà è áðåí÷ó
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>ÿ áóõîé â æîïó!
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ñ äâåòûùè
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 14:01 |
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ÑÏá Îêóñòåãà
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øîêîëàäíàÿ, íå âî âñåõ! levis, êàë!!! |
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Faitre was here.
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 14:04 |
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>Ñëèøêîì ìíîãî êàëà! | |
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Faitre was here.
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 14:15 |
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>øîêîëàäíàÿ, íå âî âñåõ! > levis, êàë!!! íî âî ìíîãèõ
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Òåìà: Re: Ñòåðåîòèïû
Âðåìÿ: 12.10.2007 14:20 |
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ÑÏá Îêóñòåãà
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Faitre was here.
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