| Àâòîð | Òåìà: Ïðîäþññåðñêèé öåíòð GSM(General Sound Music) Íå èìååò àíàëîãîâ â Ðîññèè! | Âðåìÿ: 24.02.2006 20:52 | ||
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                                        Ïðîäþññåðñêèé öåíòð GSM(General Sound Music) ïðîâîäèò êàñòèíã â ýëåêòðîííûé ïîï-ðîê ïðîåêò, íå èìåþùèé àíàëîãîâ â Ðîññèè: Âîêàëèñò, âîçðàñòîì îò 19 äî 23 ëåò, ïðèâëåêàòåëüíîé âíåøíîñòè, ñ õîðîøèìè âîêàëüíûìè è àêòåðñêèìè äàííûìè... Êëàâèøíèê, âîçðàñòîì îò 19 äî 23 ëåò, ïðèâëåêàòåëüíîé âíåøíîñòè. Æåëàòåëüíî ñ ìóçûêàëüíûì îáðàçîâàíèåì, ñî ñâîèì èíñòðóìåíòîì. Îòâåòû çäåñü, èëè ïî òåëåôîíó: 8-905-255-58-66, 589-23-79, 719-29-77 Âëàäèìèð Îòâå÷àòü ìîæíî íà ïî÷òîâûé ÿùèê: Generalsm@mail.ru  | 
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 24.02.2006 23:05  | 
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Íå ñåêðåò, ÷òî íåäàâíî ïîÿâèëàñü  ïåðâàÿ â ìèðå ãîâîðÿùàÿ ñòèðàëüíàÿ ìàøèíà. Âîò êàê îíà ðàáîòàåò: - Ïîëîæèòå áåëüå è âûáåðèòå ðåæèì ñòèðêè! Ñïàñèáî… Òàê, à ÷òî çà ïîìàäà íà ðóáàøêå? ËÅÍÍÀÀÀÀÀÀ!!!! Ó òâîåãî-òî ïîìàäà íà ðóáàøêå!!!!!  | 
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 25.02.2006 16:51  | 
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Âåpíyâøèñü â îáùåæèòèå, ñòyäåíòêà çàñòàåò ñâîþ ñîñåäêy ïî êîìíàòå âñþ â ñëåçàõ. - ×òî ñëy÷èëîñü, ïî÷åìy òû ïëà÷åøü? - Ïîíèìàåøü, ÿ íàïèñàëà ïèñüìî pîäèòåëÿì ñ ïpîñüáîé ïpèñëàòü ìíå äåíåã íà êîìïüþòåp. - Hàâåpíîå, îíè òåáå îòêàçàëè, äà? - Õyæå. Îíè ïpèñëàëè ìíå êîìïüþòåp.  | 
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 25.02.2006 20:42  | 
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                                    Ïðîäþññåðñêèé öåíòð ó êîòîðîãî ìûëî íà ìàéë.ðó? òàêîìó àíàëîãîâ êîíå÷íî íå íàéòè | |
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 26.02.2006 06:58  | 
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                                    àãà... êîòîðîìó êëàâèøíèê íóæåí ñî ñâîèì èíñòðóìåíòîì ))))) | |
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 27.02.2006 18:08  | 
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×åì îòëè÷àåòñÿ õàêåð îò þçåðà?  À òåì, ÷òî õàêåð ïîäáèðàåò ïàðîëü ñ òðåòüåãî ðàçà, à þçåð - íàáèðàåò ñ ïÿòîãî!  | 
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 27.02.2006 18:44  | 
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                                    è çàìåòüòå, âîêàëèñò! à íå âîêàëèñòêà. è âäîáàâîê ïðèâëåêàòåëüíîé âíåøíîñòè... | |
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 28.02.2006 19:30  | 
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2 bassman: À çíàåøü, ÷òî ñàìî¸ êë¸âîå?  ýòîé êîìàíäå íåò ïðèäóðêà áàñèññòà.  | 
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 01.03.2006 15:23  | 
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Ïðèøåë â ðåñòîðàí ÿïîíåö, íè ñëîâà ïî-ðóññêè ñêàçàòü íå ìîæåò è äóìàåò: "Ïðèäåò ðóññêèé è ÿ çàêàæó òî, ÷òî îí çàêæåò". Ïðèõîäèò ðóñêèé è ãîâîðèò: -ýé, îôèöàíò, ìíå ùàâåëü ñ ÿéöàìè, ðàêà íà ñòîë è ñîñèñîê çà 15 êîïååê. ßïîíåö ïîâòîðÿåò: -ýé, îôèöàíò, øåâåëè ÿéöàìè, ðàêîì êî ìíå ïîä ñòîë è ñîñè çà 15 êîïååê  | 
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 02.03.2006 20:19  | 
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Ñòîÿò ðÿäîì òðè ìàãàçèíà. Õîçÿèí ëåâîãî ïîâåñèë âûâåñêó: "Ó íàñ ñàìûå íèçêèå öåíû". Õîçÿèí ïðàâîãî: "Ó íàñ ñàìûå êà÷åñòâåííûå òîâàðû". À õîçÿèí ñðåäíåãî, ïîäóìàâ, ïîâåñèë âûâåñêó: "Ãëàâíûé âõîä çäåñü".  | 
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 03.03.2006 17:32  | 
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 04.03.2006 14:00  | 
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 04.03.2006 15:27  | 
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ÿ ïîíÿë! ýòî êîíòîðà Èðèíû Äóáîâèöêîé!! Îíè êàñòèí íà àíøëàã íàáèðàþò!!! Ñóìåð ìåãà êîòîðà êîòîðîé íåò àíàëîãîâ!! Ñìîòðèòå ïåòðîñÿí âàì äàñò!! Æàðó!!! Þçåðû õàêåðû!! à èëè ó âàñ äåìî âåðñèÿ êîíòîðû! ñ êðèâûìè ìîáèëüíûìè è ìûëàìè Ôàáðèêà çâ¸æä ñîñ¸ò êàê áåëêà â ïðûæêå !!!!  | 
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 04.03.2006 15:33  | 
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 04.03.2006 15:55  | 
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 04.03.2006 20:00  | 
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 04.03.2006 20:37  | 
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 04.03.2006 20:56  | 
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Íå, àâòîð, ñåðü¸çíî. Òû íå îáîùàé. À òî áàñèñòîâ ìíîãî, îíè ñïëî÷¸ííûå, ìîãóò è îáèäåòüñÿ. À âîîáùå, ëè÷íî ìíå - ïóñòü ñåáå èùóò, êîãäà íàéäóò - áóäåì èõ ïî ÿùèêó ñìîòðåòü.  Íàðîä, êî âñåìó íàäî ñïîêîéíî îòíîñèòüñÿ. ×åãî âû ñðàçó - ô òîïêó, äà ô òîïêó...Òàê ÷òî óäà÷è àâòîðó.   Ç.Û. Íî áàñèñòîâ âñ¸ ðàâíî íå íàäà òðîãàòü) À ëó÷øå èçâèíèòüñÿ)  
                                        
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 05.03.2006 16:17  | 
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 05.03.2006 23:57  | 
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Íà ïîñòó ÃÀÈ îñòàíàâëèâàþò ìàøèíó è îñìàòðèâàþò áàãàæíèê.  áàãàæíèêå 10 îãðîìíûõ íîæåé.  Ãàèøíèê: - Çà÷åì âàì ñòîëüêî õîëîäíîãî îðóæèÿ? Âîäèòåëü: - ß æîíãëåð, ðàáîòàþ â öèðêå, æîíãëèðóþ íîæàìè. Ãàèøíèê: - Íå âåðþ, íó-êà ïîêàæèòå. Âîäèòåëü ñòîèò íà îáî÷èíå äîðîãè è æîíãëèðóåò íîæàìè.  ïðîåçæàþùåé ìèìî ìàøèíå âîäèòåëü ãîâîðèò æåíå: - Ñëàâà áîãó, ÿ ïèòü áðîñèë. Ñìîòðè, êàêèå òåñòû âûäóìàëè!  | 
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 11.08.2006 14:21  | 
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                                    Çäðàâñòâóéòå!!! Ìåíÿ çîâóò Äàíèëà ìíå 20 ëåò, ÿ ïðîôåññèîíàëüíûé áàðàáàíùèê, èãðàþ ñ 7 ëåò, ó÷àâñòâîâàë âî ìíîãèõ ïðîåêòàõ â òîì ÷èñëå è ó íå áåç èçâåñòíûõ ìóçûêàíòîâ è èñïîëíèòåëåé, âëàäåþ âñåìè ñòèëÿìè èãðû. Äîáðûé,òðóäîëþáèâûé, âîáùåì òî ÷òî íàäî ëþáîìó ïðîåêòó õà õà, ïèøèòå áóäó ðàä ñîòðóäíè÷àòü, êîíå÷íî æåëàòåëüíî â ïåðñïåêòèâíîì ïðîåêòå, ñïàñèáî çà âûíèìàíèå.... | |
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 11.08.2006 22:30  | 
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                                         Âðåìÿ: 12.08.2006 02:03  | 
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êîðî÷å âñå ïðîñòî... ïîïðîáóéòå íàéòè â ïîèñêîâèêàõ óïîìèíàíèå îá ýòîì "ïðîäþññåðñêîì öåíòðå"... êðîìå êàê çäåñü åãî íåò?... õì ñòðàííî! ...à àíåêäîòû íè÷å...  | 
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