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Òóñîâêà ìóçûêàíòîâ

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Óâàæàåìûå ïîëüçîâàòåëè! Ïî ìíîãî÷èñëåííûì ïðîñüáàì ìû ñîçäàëè äâà ðàçäåëà äëÿ ñâîáîäíîãî îáùåíèÿ ìåæäó ïîñåòèòåëÿìè íàøåãî ôîðóìà, ðàçäåëèâ èõ ïî èíòåðåñàì.
Òóñîâêà ìóçûêàíòîâ - ìóçûêàëüíûå, îêîëîìóçûêàëüíûå òåìû è òåìû âñòðå÷/ìåðîïðèÿòèé ìóçûêàíòîâ.
Äèñêóññèè - ñåðü¸çíûå, íî íåìóçûêàëüíûå òåìû.

Âñå ñòðàíèöû:

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Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 04.05.2020 11:35 
Fretlessmind
Dr.ummer

Õàòóëü Ìàäàí , balinov , ïøåêè, áëü.
Pass the loser who only can talk
About what they're gonna do,
Don't you know that I walk?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 04.05.2020 20:45 
ïëÿìÿø Êèñòè Êîí÷åâà


>ïøåêè, áëü.
go get them, Pika!
Ðåáå, ó ìåíÿ ïðîáëåìà. Ó ìåíÿ äâà ãóñÿ, áåëûé è ñåðûé,
îäíîãî íàäî çàêîëîòü... Êàêîãî?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 06.05.2020 20:21 
Îêñþìîðîí
Àìèêîøîíñòâî Áàòðàõîìèîìàõèÿ

>Õàòóëü Ìàäàí , nazhal na play?

Abizhaesh.
Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow. :banana1:
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Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 08.05.2020 18:09 
Îêñþìîðîí
Àìèêîøîíñòâî Áàòðàõîìèîìàõèÿ

Vi tut zdohli vse, chto li? :7:
Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow. :banana1:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 08.05.2020 18:54 
Ñåôàðä èç ÁëüÑêà
Ïåòóõîôåðìåð

>Vi tut zdohli vse, chto li?

:golod06:
Ìîÿ ìàòü - äóðà. (ñ) Ãðóçîâèê
Ìîÿ ñåñòðà ñûêëî è ñòóêà÷êà ìíå îáèäíî, ÷òî ó ìåíÿ åñòü òóïàÿ òâàðü ñåñòðà.(ñ) Ãðóçîâèê
ß òåáå ïîêàæó õóê ñëåâà, õóê ñïðàâà! ìàëî íå ïîêàæåòñÿ! (ñ) ÎëåãÃîâíîâ
Ìíå íðàâèòüñÿ ó÷èòñÿ. (ñ) Ôåå÷êà
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 08.05.2020 19:40 



ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü? :da:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 08.05.2020 21:12 
Ñåôàðä èç ÁëüÑêà
Ïåòóõîôåðìåð

>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?

jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.
Ìîÿ ìàòü - äóðà. (ñ) Ãðóçîâèê
Ìîÿ ñåñòðà ñûêëî è ñòóêà÷êà ìíå îáèäíî, ÷òî ó ìåíÿ åñòü òóïàÿ òâàðü ñåñòðà.(ñ) Ãðóçîâèê
ß òåáå ïîêàæó õóê ñëåâà, õóê ñïðàâà! ìàëî íå ïîêàæåòñÿ! (ñ) ÎëåãÃîâíîâ
Ìíå íðàâèòüñÿ ó÷èòñÿ. (ñ) Ôåå÷êà
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 08.05.2020 23:30 
Îêñþìîðîí
Àìèêîøîíñòâî Áàòðàõîìèîìàõèÿ

jimbim , ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , tcho za huinyu vy nesyote, tupye suchechki? :moral:
Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow. :banana1:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 09.05.2020 01:19 
Ñåôàðä èç ÁëüÑêà
Ïåòóõîôåðìåð

>tcho

Õàòóëü Ìàäàí , îïÿòü òû ðàçãîâàðèâàåøü íà ÿçûêå, ïðîäîëæåíèÿ êîòîðîãî íå çíàåøü. :sm7:
Ìîÿ ìàòü - äóðà. (ñ) Ãðóçîâèê
Ìîÿ ñåñòðà ñûêëî è ñòóêà÷êà ìíå îáèäíî, ÷òî ó ìåíÿ åñòü òóïàÿ òâàðü ñåñòðà.(ñ) Ãðóçîâèê
ß òåáå ïîêàæó õóê ñëåâà, õóê ñïðàâà! ìàëî íå ïîêàæåòñÿ! (ñ) ÎëåãÃîâíîâ
Ìíå íðàâèòüñÿ ó÷èòñÿ. (ñ) Ôåå÷êà
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 09.05.2020 07:02 
Fretlessmind
Dr.ummer

>>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?
>jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.

Òû òîëüêî ñâîè êàêàõè â óíèòàçå ñëèâàòü ìîæåøü, îêñòèñü.
Pass the loser who only can talk
About what they're gonna do,
Don't you know that I walk?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 09.05.2020 07:03 
Fretlessmind
Dr.ummer

>jimbim , ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , tcho za huinyu vy nesyote, tupye suchechki?

Êîí÷àé óæå áåñîâñêèì ÿçûêîì âûðàæàòüñÿ, õðèñòîïðîäàâåö. :Smiley19:
Pass the loser who only can talk
About what they're gonna do,
Don't you know that I walk?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 09.05.2020 08:54 



>jimbim , ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , tcho za huinyu vy nesyote, tupye suchechki?

â ðèòîðè÷åñêîì âîïðîñå çàêëþ÷åí ðèòîðè÷åñêèé îòâåò :yes:
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Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 09.05.2020 09:29 
Ñåôàðä èç ÁëüÑêà
Ïåòóõîôåðìåð

>>>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?
>>jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.
>Òû òîëüêî ñâîè êàêàõè â óíèòàçå ñëèâàòü ìîæåøü, îêñòèñü.

È ìàêàòü â íåãî òåáÿ òâîåé áàøêîé.
Ìîÿ ìàòü - äóðà. (ñ) Ãðóçîâèê
Ìîÿ ñåñòðà ñûêëî è ñòóêà÷êà ìíå îáèäíî, ÷òî ó ìåíÿ åñòü òóïàÿ òâàðü ñåñòðà.(ñ) Ãðóçîâèê
ß òåáå ïîêàæó õóê ñëåâà, õóê ñïðàâà! ìàëî íå ïîêàæåòñÿ! (ñ) ÎëåãÃîâíîâ
Ìíå íðàâèòüñÿ ó÷èòñÿ. (ñ) Ôåå÷êà
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 09.05.2020 11:33 
Fretlessmind
Dr.ummer

>>>>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?
>>>jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.
>>Òû òîëüêî ñâîè êàêàõè â óíèòàçå ñëèâàòü ìîæåøü, îêñòèñü.
>È ìàêàòü â íåãî òåáÿ òâîåé áàøêîé.

ôèãàñå ó òåáÿ ôàíòàçèè :golod06:
Pass the loser who only can talk
About what they're gonna do,
Don't you know that I walk?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 09.05.2020 13:07 
ïðåäóïðåæäåíèå
ïîâûëàçèò

>>>>>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?
>>>>jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.
>>>Òû òîëüêî ñâîè êàêàõè â óíèòàçå ñëèâàòü ìîæåøü, îêñòèñü.
>>È ìàêàòü â íåãî òåáÿ òâîåé áàøêîé.
>ôèãàñå ó òåáÿ ôàíòàçèè
ß òóäà ñðó, âàùåòî!
Èáó èáóäè õó è äàî ìóäè!(ñ)Õâàí ×æàíÚ¸ï (øàê çà øàãîì ìû èä¸ì ê öåëè)
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 09.05.2020 13:55 
Ñåôàðä èç ÁëüÑêà
Ïåòóõîôåðìåð

>>>>>>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?
>>>>>jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.
>>>>Òû òîëüêî ñâîè êàêàõè â óíèòàçå ñëèâàòü ìîæåøü, îêñòèñü.
>>>È ìàêàòü â íåãî òåáÿ òâîåé áàøêîé.
>>ôèãàñå ó òåáÿ ôàíòàçèè
>ß òóäà ñðó, âàùåòî!

Ïîêàæè èëè íå ïåòóõ. :golod06:
Ìîÿ ìàòü - äóðà. (ñ) Ãðóçîâèê
Ìîÿ ñåñòðà ñûêëî è ñòóêà÷êà ìíå îáèäíî, ÷òî ó ìåíÿ åñòü òóïàÿ òâàðü ñåñòðà.(ñ) Ãðóçîâèê
ß òåáå ïîêàæó õóê ñëåâà, õóê ñïðàâà! ìàëî íå ïîêàæåòñÿ! (ñ) ÎëåãÃîâíîâ
Ìíå íðàâèòüñÿ ó÷èòñÿ. (ñ) Ôåå÷êà
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 09.05.2020 15:38 



>>>>>>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?
>>>>>jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.
>>>>Òû òîëüêî ñâîè êàêàõè â óíèòàçå ñëèâàòü ìîæåøü, îêñòèñü.
>>>È ìàêàòü â íåãî òåáÿ òâîåé áàøêîé.
>>ôèãàñå ó òåáÿ ôàíòàçèè
>ß òóäà ñðó, âàùåòî!

à êòî íå ñð¸ò??! ÏÎÊÀÆÈ!!@1!!1
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 09.05.2020 19:34 
Fretlessmind
Dr.ummer

>>>>>>>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?
>>>>>>jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.
>>>>>Òû òîëüêî ñâîè êàêàõè â óíèòàçå ñëèâàòü ìîæåøü, îêñòèñü.
>>>>È ìàêàòü â íåãî òåáÿ òâîåé áàøêîé.
>>>ôèãàñå ó òåáÿ ôàíòàçèè
>>ß òóäà ñðó, âàùåòî!
>à êòî íå ñð¸ò??! ÏÎÊÀÆÈ!!@1!!1

ïóñòü äîêàæåò, ÷òî ñð¸ò.
Pass the loser who only can talk
About what they're gonna do,
Don't you know that I walk?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 09.05.2020 22:23 
ïëÿìÿø Êèñòè Êîí÷åâà


>>>>>>>>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?
>>>>>>>jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.
>>>>>>Òû òîëüêî ñâîè êàêàõè â óíèòàçå ñëèâàòü ìîæåøü, îêñòèñü.
>>>>>È ìàêàòü â íåãî òåáÿ òâîåé áàøêîé.
>>>>ôèãàñå ó òåáÿ ôàíòàçèè
>>>ß òóäà ñðó, âàùåòî!
>>à êòî íå ñð¸ò??! ÏÎÊÀÆÈ!!@1!!1
>ïóñòü äîêàæåò, ÷òî ñð¸ò.
ôàðø íåâîçìîæíî ïðîâåðíóòü íàçàä
Ðåáå, ó ìåíÿ ïðîáëåìà. Ó ìåíÿ äâà ãóñÿ, áåëûé è ñåðûé,
îäíîãî íàäî çàêîëîòü... Êàêîãî?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 10.05.2020 13:09 
Fretlessmind
Dr.ummer

>>>>>>>>>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?
>>>>>>>>jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.
>>>>>>>Òû òîëüêî ñâîè êàêàõè â óíèòàçå ñëèâàòü ìîæåøü, îêñòèñü.
>>>>>>È ìàêàòü â íåãî òåáÿ òâîåé áàøêîé.
>>>>>ôèãàñå ó òåáÿ ôàíòàçèè
>>>>ß òóäà ñðó, âàùåòî!
>>>à êòî íå ñð¸ò??! ÏÎÊÀÆÈ!!@1!!1
>>ïóñòü äîêàæåò, ÷òî ñð¸ò.
>ôàðø íåâîçìîæíî ïðîâåðíóòü íàçàä

Âîò è ÿ ïðî ýòî, ãëàâíîå ñîñòàâ. Ïàëåòö, óðîæäåííûé Íàòàíçîí, êîøåðíûå êîòëåòû êðóòèò, ñòàðûé øìîê! À ÿ âîò 50% âåïðÿ, âîçüìó äà ïîëîæó. :4:
Pass the loser who only can talk
About what they're gonna do,
Don't you know that I walk?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 10.05.2020 13:32 
ïðåäóïðåæäåíèå
ïîâûëàçèò

>>>>>>>>>>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?
>>>>>>>>>jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.
>>>>>>>>Òû òîëüêî ñâîè êàêàõè â óíèòàçå ñëèâàòü ìîæåøü, îêñòèñü.
>>>>>>>È ìàêàòü â íåãî òåáÿ òâîåé áàøêîé.
>>>>>>ôèãàñå ó òåáÿ ôàíòàçèè
>>>>>ß òóäà ñðó, âàùåòî!
>>>>à êòî íå ñð¸ò??! ÏÎÊÀÆÈ!!@1!!1
>>>ïóñòü äîêàæåò, ÷òî ñð¸ò.
>>ôàðø íåâîçìîæíî ïðîâåðíóòü íàçàä
>Âîò è ÿ ïðî ýòî, ãëàâíîå ñîñòàâ. Ïàëåòö, óðîæäåííûé Íàòàíçîí, êîøåðíûå êîòëåòû êðóòèò, ñòàðûé øìîê! À ÿ âîò 50% âåïðÿ, âîçüìó äà ïîëîæó.
Ïîëîæèë- îáÿçàí àòûáàòü!
Èáó èáóäè õó è äàî ìóäè!(ñ)Õâàí ×æàíÚ¸ï (øàê çà øàãîì ìû èä¸ì ê öåëè)
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 10.05.2020 14:25 
Fretlessmind
Dr.ummer

>>>>>>>>>>>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?
>>>>>>>>>>jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.
>>>>>>>>>Òû òîëüêî ñâîè êàêàõè â óíèòàçå ñëèâàòü ìîæåøü, îêñòèñü.
>>>>>>>>È ìàêàòü â íåãî òåáÿ òâîåé áàøêîé.
>>>>>>>ôèãàñå ó òåáÿ ôàíòàçèè
>>>>>>ß òóäà ñðó, âàùåòî!
>>>>>à êòî íå ñð¸ò??! ÏÎÊÀÆÈ!!@1!!1
>>>>ïóñòü äîêàæåò, ÷òî ñð¸ò.
>>>ôàðø íåâîçìîæíî ïðîâåðíóòü íàçàä
>>Âîò è ÿ ïðî ýòî, ãëàâíîå ñîñòàâ. Ïàëåòö, óðîæäåííûé Íàòàíçîí, êîøåðíûå êîòëåòû êðóòèò, ñòàðûé øìîê! À ÿ âîò 50% âåïðÿ, âîçüìó äà ïîëîæó.
>Ïîëîæèë- îáÿçàí àòûáàòü!

Õîðîøî, ÷òî íå æåíèòüñÿ.
Pass the loser who only can talk
About what they're gonna do,
Don't you know that I walk?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 10.05.2020 17:30 
ïðåäóïðåæäåíèå
ïîâûëàçèò

>>>>>>>>>>>>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?
>>>>>>>>>>>jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.
>>>>>>>>>>Òû òîëüêî ñâîè êàêàõè â óíèòàçå ñëèâàòü ìîæåøü, îêñòèñü.
>>>>>>>>>È ìàêàòü â íåãî òåáÿ òâîåé áàøêîé.
>>>>>>>>ôèãàñå ó òåáÿ ôàíòàçèè
>>>>>>>ß òóäà ñðó, âàùåòî!
>>>>>>à êòî íå ñð¸ò??! ÏÎÊÀÆÈ!!@1!!1
>>>>>ïóñòü äîêàæåò, ÷òî ñð¸ò.
>>>>ôàðø íåâîçìîæíî ïðîâåðíóòü íàçàä
>>>Âîò è ÿ ïðî ýòî, ãëàâíîå ñîñòàâ. Ïàëåòö, óðîæäåííûé Íàòàíçîí, êîøåðíûå êîòëåòû êðóòèò, ñòàðûé øìîê! À ÿ âîò 50% âåïðÿ, âîçüìó äà ïîëîæó.
>>Ïîëîæèë- îáÿçàí àòûáàòü!
>Õîðîøî, ÷òî íå æåíèòüñÿ.
Æûíèööà íà 50% íåëüçÿ, à èáàööà íà ïîëøèøêè ìîæíî! :da:
Èáó èáóäè õó è äàî ìóäè!(ñ)Õâàí ×æàíÚ¸ï (øàê çà øàãîì ìû èä¸ì ê öåëè)
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 10.05.2020 18:40 
Fretlessmind
Dr.ummer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?
>>>>>>>>>>>>jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.
>>>>>>>>>>>Òû òîëüêî ñâîè êàêàõè â óíèòàçå ñëèâàòü ìîæåøü, îêñòèñü.
>>>>>>>>>>È ìàêàòü â íåãî òåáÿ òâîåé áàøêîé.
>>>>>>>>>ôèãàñå ó òåáÿ ôàíòàçèè
>>>>>>>>ß òóäà ñðó, âàùåòî!
>>>>>>>à êòî íå ñð¸ò??! ÏÎÊÀÆÈ!!@1!!1
>>>>>>ïóñòü äîêàæåò, ÷òî ñð¸ò.
>>>>>ôàðø íåâîçìîæíî ïðîâåðíóòü íàçàä
>>>>Âîò è ÿ ïðî ýòî, ãëàâíîå ñîñòàâ. Ïàëåòö, óðîæäåííûé Íàòàíçîí, êîøåðíûå êîòëåòû êðóòèò, ñòàðûé øìîê! À ÿ âîò 50% âåïðÿ, âîçüìó äà ïîëîæó.
>>>Ïîëîæèë- îáÿçàí àòûáàòü!
>>Õîðîøî, ÷òî íå æåíèòüñÿ.
>Æûíèööà íà 50% íåëüçÿ, à èáàööà íà ïîëøèøêè ìîæíî!

50% âëîæèë â ïèñäó, à 50% îñòàâèë ïðè ñåáå - ýòî íàçûâàåòñÿ ãðàìîòíûé èíâåñòîð. :agree:
Pass the loser who only can talk
About what they're gonna do,
Don't you know that I walk?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 10.05.2020 20:13 



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Òû òîëüêî ñâîè êàêàõè â óíèòàçå ñëèâàòü ìîæåøü, îêñòèñü.
>>>>>>>>>>>È ìàêàòü â íåãî òåáÿ òâîåé áàøêîé.
>>>>>>>>>>ôèãàñå ó òåáÿ ôàíòàçèè
>>>>>>>>>ß òóäà ñðó, âàùåòî!
>>>>>>>>à êòî íå ñð¸ò??! ÏÎÊÀÆÈ!!@1!!1
>>>>>>>ïóñòü äîêàæåò, ÷òî ñð¸ò.
>>>>>>ôàðø íåâîçìîæíî ïðîâåðíóòü íàçàä
>>>>>Âîò è ÿ ïðî ýòî, ãëàâíîå ñîñòàâ. Ïàëåòö, óðîæäåííûé Íàòàíçîí, êîøåðíûå êîòëåòû êðóòèò, ñòàðûé øìîê! À ÿ âîò 50% âåïðÿ, âîçüìó äà ïîëîæó.
>>>>Ïîëîæèë- îáÿçàí àòûáàòü!
>>>Õîðîøî, ÷òî íå æåíèòüñÿ.
>>Æûíèööà íà 50% íåëüçÿ, à èáàööà íà ïîëøèøêè ìîæíî!
>50% âëîæèë â ïèñäó, à 50% îñòàâèë ïðè ñåáå - ýòî íàçûâàåòñÿ ãðàìîòíûé èíâåñòîð.

ãðàìîòíûé èíâåñòîð - ýòî êîãäà âëîæèë â ïèñëó, à óø¸ë ñ êýøåì :hat:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 10.05.2020 20:29 
Fretlessmind
Dr.ummer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Òû òîëüêî ñâîè êàêàõè â óíèòàçå ñëèâàòü ìîæåøü, îêñòèñü.
>>>>>>>>>>>>È ìàêàòü â íåãî òåáÿ òâîåé áàøêîé.
>>>>>>>>>>>ôèãàñå ó òåáÿ ôàíòàçèè
>>>>>>>>>>ß òóäà ñðó, âàùåòî!
>>>>>>>>>à êòî íå ñð¸ò??! ÏÎÊÀÆÈ!!@1!!1
>>>>>>>>ïóñòü äîêàæåò, ÷òî ñð¸ò.
>>>>>>>ôàðø íåâîçìîæíî ïðîâåðíóòü íàçàä
>>>>>>Âîò è ÿ ïðî ýòî, ãëàâíîå ñîñòàâ. Ïàëåòö, óðîæäåííûé Íàòàíçîí, êîøåðíûå êîòëåòû êðóòèò, ñòàðûé øìîê! À ÿ âîò 50% âåïðÿ, âîçüìó äà ïîëîæó.
>>>>>Ïîëîæèë- îáÿçàí àòûáàòü!
>>>>Õîðîøî, ÷òî íå æåíèòüñÿ.
>>>Æûíèööà íà 50% íåëüçÿ, à èáàööà íà ïîëøèøêè ìîæíî!
>>50% âëîæèë â ïèñäó, à 50% îñòàâèë ïðè ñåáå - ýòî íàçûâàåòñÿ ãðàìîòíûé èíâåñòîð.
>ãðàìîòíûé èíâåñòîð - ýòî êîãäà âëîæèë â ïèñëó, à óø¸ë ñ êýøåì

Åñëè ïà ÷èñíàêó, ÿ áû â ïèñäó âîîáùå áû íå âêëàäûâàë íè÷åãî êðîìå øèøêè. È òî ïîëîâèíó øèøêè.
Pass the loser who only can talk
About what they're gonna do,
Don't you know that I walk?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 10.05.2020 22:33 
ïëÿìÿø Êèñòè Êîí÷åâà


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Òû òîëüêî ñâîè êàêàõè â óíèòàçå ñëèâàòü ìîæåøü, îêñòèñü.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>È ìàêàòü â íåãî òåáÿ òâîåé áàøêîé.
>>>>>>>>>>>>ôèãàñå ó òåáÿ ôàíòàçèè
>>>>>>>>>>>ß òóäà ñðó, âàùåòî!
>>>>>>>>>>à êòî íå ñð¸ò??! ÏÎÊÀÆÈ!!@1!!1
>>>>>>>>>ïóñòü äîêàæåò, ÷òî ñð¸ò.
>>>>>>>>ôàðø íåâîçìîæíî ïðîâåðíóòü íàçàä
>>>>>>>Âîò è ÿ ïðî ýòî, ãëàâíîå ñîñòàâ. Ïàëåòö, óðîæäåííûé Íàòàíçîí, êîøåðíûå êîòëåòû êðóòèò, ñòàðûé øìîê! À ÿ âîò 50% âåïðÿ, âîçüìó äà ïîëîæó.
>>>>>>Ïîëîæèë- îáÿçàí àòûáàòü!
>>>>>Õîðîøî, ÷òî íå æåíèòüñÿ.
>>>>Æûíèööà íà 50% íåëüçÿ, à èáàööà íà ïîëøèøêè ìîæíî!
>>>50% âëîæèë â ïèñäó, à 50% îñòàâèë ïðè ñåáå - ýòî íàçûâàåòñÿ ãðàìîòíûé èíâåñòîð.
>>ãðàìîòíûé èíâåñòîð - ýòî êîãäà âëîæèë â ïèñëó, à óø¸ë ñ êýøåì
>Åñëè ïà ÷èñíàêó, ÿ áû â ïèñäó âîîáùå áû íå âêëàäûâàë íè÷åãî êðîìå øèøêè. È òî ïîëîâèíó øèøêè.

Ó òåáÿ æå 7 ãèãàáàéò äåíåã, ÷å æàëóåøüñÿ?
Ðåáå, ó ìåíÿ ïðîáëåìà. Ó ìåíÿ äâà ãóñÿ, áåëûé è ñåðûé,
îäíîãî íàäî çàêîëîòü... Êàêîãî?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 10.05.2020 23:37 



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Òû òîëüêî ñâîè êàêàõè â óíèòàçå ñëèâàòü ìîæåøü, îêñòèñü.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>È ìàêàòü â íåãî òåáÿ òâîåé áàøêîé.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>ôèãàñå ó òåáÿ ôàíòàçèè
>>>>>>>>>>>>ß òóäà ñðó, âàùåòî!
>>>>>>>>>>>à êòî íå ñð¸ò??! ÏÎÊÀÆÈ!!@1!!1
>>>>>>>>>>ïóñòü äîêàæåò, ÷òî ñð¸ò.
>>>>>>>>>ôàðø íåâîçìîæíî ïðîâåðíóòü íàçàä
>>>>>>>>Âîò è ÿ ïðî ýòî, ãëàâíîå ñîñòàâ. Ïàëåòö, óðîæäåííûé Íàòàíçîí, êîøåðíûå êîòëåòû êðóòèò, ñòàðûé øìîê! À ÿ âîò 50% âåïðÿ, âîçüìó äà ïîëîæó.
>>>>>>>Ïîëîæèë- îáÿçàí àòûáàòü!
>>>>>>Õîðîøî, ÷òî íå æåíèòüñÿ.
>>>>>Æûíèööà íà 50% íåëüçÿ, à èáàööà íà ïîëøèøêè ìîæíî!
>>>>50% âëîæèë â ïèñäó, à 50% îñòàâèë ïðè ñåáå - ýòî íàçûâàåòñÿ ãðàìîòíûé èíâåñòîð.
>>>ãðàìîòíûé èíâåñòîð - ýòî êîãäà âëîæèë â ïèñëó, à óø¸ë ñ êýøåì
>>Åñëè ïà ÷èñíàêó, ÿ áû â ïèñäó âîîáùå áû íå âêëàäûâàë íè÷åãî êðîìå øèøêè. È òî ïîëîâèíó øèøêè.
>Ó òåáÿ æå 7 ãèãàáàéò äåíåã, ÷å æàëóåøüñÿ?

ýòî ïî êóðñó óçáåêñêîãî ñóìà ê ãðå÷åñêîé äðàõìå
çà ýòó ñóììó ìîæíî â õèìêàõ ðàçâå ÷òî ìîäíûé áðåëîê êóïèòü, äà áàíêó äåâÿòêè íà ñäà÷ó :yes:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 11.05.2020 01:00 
Îêñþìîðîí
Àìèêîøîíñòâî Áàòðàõîìèîìàõèÿ

>>>ß òóäà ñðó, âàùåòî!
>>à êòî íå ñð¸ò??! ÏÎÊÀÆÈ!!@1!!1
>ïóñòü äîêàæåò, ÷òî ñð¸ò.

È íèêîìó äàæå â ãîëîâó íå ïðèøëî íàïèñàòü "ïîéäó ïîñðó". Ñòûä è ñðàì. :moral: :abr:
Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow. :banana1:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 11.05.2020 01:26 
Ñåôàðä èç ÁëüÑêà
Ïåòóõîôåðìåð

>>>>ß òóäà ñðó, âàùåòî!
>>>à êòî íå ñð¸ò??! ÏÎÊÀÆÈ!!@1!!1
>>ïóñòü äîêàæåò, ÷òî ñð¸ò.
>È íèêîìó äàæå â ãîëîâó íå ïðèøëî íàïèñàòü "ïîéäó ïîñðó". Ñòûä è ñðàì.

ïÀéäó ïÀñðó. Ó÷è ìàò.÷àñòü. :sm7:
Ìîÿ ìàòü - äóðà. (ñ) Ãðóçîâèê
Ìîÿ ñåñòðà ñûêëî è ñòóêà÷êà ìíå îáèäíî, ÷òî ó ìåíÿ åñòü òóïàÿ òâàðü ñåñòðà.(ñ) Ãðóçîâèê
ß òåáå ïîêàæó õóê ñëåâà, õóê ñïðàâà! ìàëî íå ïîêàæåòñÿ! (ñ) ÎëåãÃîâíîâ
Ìíå íðàâèòüñÿ ó÷èòñÿ. (ñ) Ôåå÷êà
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 11.05.2020 04:27 
ïëÿìÿø Êèñòè Êîí÷åâà


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ÄoPåÌèÄoÐeÄî , ó íàñ íàçàðáàåâ ñòàë ïðåçèäåíòîì, èëè êàê, áëü?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jimbim , äà. ß âñåõ ñëèë.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Òû òîëüêî ñâîè êàêàõè â óíèòàçå ñëèâàòü ìîæåøü, îêñòèñü.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>È ìàêàòü â íåãî òåáÿ òâîåé áàøêîé.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ôèãàñå ó òåáÿ ôàíòàçèè
>>>>>>>>>>>>>ß òóäà ñðó, âàùåòî!
>>>>>>>>>>>>à êòî íå ñð¸ò??! ÏÎÊÀÆÈ!!@1!!1
>>>>>>>>>>>ïóñòü äîêàæåò, ÷òî ñð¸ò.
>>>>>>>>>>ôàðø íåâîçìîæíî ïðîâåðíóòü íàçàä
>>>>>>>>>Âîò è ÿ ïðî ýòî, ãëàâíîå ñîñòàâ. Ïàëåòö, óðîæäåííûé Íàòàíçîí, êîøåðíûå êîòëåòû êðóòèò, ñòàðûé øìîê! À ÿ âîò 50% âåïðÿ, âîçüìó äà ïîëîæó.
>>>>>>>>Ïîëîæèë- îáÿçàí àòûáàòü!
>>>>>>>Õîðîøî, ÷òî íå æåíèòüñÿ.
>>>>>>Æûíèööà íà 50% íåëüçÿ, à èáàööà íà ïîëøèøêè ìîæíî!
>>>>>50% âëîæèë â ïèñäó, à 50% îñòàâèë ïðè ñåáå - ýòî íàçûâàåòñÿ ãðàìîòíûé èíâåñòîð.
>>>>ãðàìîòíûé èíâåñòîð - ýòî êîãäà âëîæèë â ïèñëó, à óø¸ë ñ êýøåì
>>>Åñëè ïà ÷èñíàêó, ÿ áû â ïèñäó âîîáùå áû íå âêëàäûâàë íè÷åãî êðîìå øèøêè. È òî ïîëîâèíó øèøêè.
>>Ó òåáÿ æå 7 ãèãàáàéò äåíåã, ÷å æàëóåøüñÿ?
>ýòî ïî êóðñó óçáåêñêîãî ñóìà ê ãðå÷åñêîé äðàõìå
>çà ýòó ñóììó ìîæíî â õèìêàõ ðàçâå ÷òî ìîäíûé áðåëîê êóïèòü, äà áàíêó äåâÿòêè íà ñäà÷ó

Ðåáå, ó ìåíÿ ïðîáëåìà. Ó ìåíÿ äâà ãóñÿ, áåëûé è ñåðûé,
îäíîãî íàäî çàêîëîòü... Êàêîãî?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 11.05.2020 06:29 
Fretlessmind
Dr.ummer

>>>>ß òóäà ñðó, âàùåòî!
>>>à êòî íå ñð¸ò??! ÏÎÊÀÆÈ!!@1!!1
>>ïóñòü äîêàæåò, ÷òî ñð¸ò.
>È íèêîìó äàæå â ãîëîâó íå ïðèøëî íàïèñàòü "ïîéäó ïîñðó". Ñòûä è ñðàì.

Êðèòèêóåøü - ïðåäëàãàé, ïðåäëàãàåøü - äåëàé, äåëàåøü - íåñè îòâåòñòâåííîñòü, áëü. :moral:
Pass the loser who only can talk
About what they're gonna do,
Don't you know that I walk?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 11.05.2020 23:57 
Pey whiskey
Love siski

>ïÀéäó ïÀñðó.
äîíåñ?
>ñpaòü ñåë, è âûëåòåëî âñ¸ èç ãîëîâû (ñ)Äîðåìèäîðåäî

>ÿ ñïåðâà ïîìíèë, à ïîòîì ïåðåñòàë (ñ)Äîðåìèäîðåäî
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 12.05.2020 10:00 
ïðåäóïðåæäåíèå
ïîâûëàçèò

>>ïÀéäó ïÀñðó.
>äîíåñ?
Ïðèïåðñÿ íà íàøå áîëîòî â íî÷íîå âðåìÿ, êîãäà ñèëû çëà âëàñòâóþò áåçðàçäåëüíî?
Èáó èáóäè õó è äàî ìóäè!(ñ)Õâàí ×æàíÚ¸ï (øàê çà øàãîì ìû èä¸ì ê öåëè)
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 12.05.2020 11:19 
Fretlessmind
Dr.ummer

>>>ïÀéäó ïÀñðó.
>>äîíåñ?
>Ïðèïåðñÿ íà íàøå áîëîòî â íî÷íîå âðåìÿ, êîãäà ñèëû çëà âëàñòâóþò áåçðàçäåëüíî?

Íà áîëüøîé äîðîãå ïðèçðàê ñ òîïîðîì, âåñåëèòñÿ äüÿâîë - ñúåñò òåáÿ æèâüåì.
Pass the loser who only can talk
About what they're gonna do,
Don't you know that I walk?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 12.05.2020 11:20 
Fretlessmind
Dr.ummer

>>>>ïÀéäó ïÀñðó.
>>>äîíåñ?
>>Ïðèïåðñÿ íà íàøå áîëîòî â íî÷íîå âðåìÿ, êîãäà ñèëû çëà âëàñòâóþò áåçðàçäåëüíî?
>Íà áîëüøîé äîðîãå ïðèçðàê ñ òîïîðîì, âåñåëèòñÿ äüÿâîë - ñúåñò òåáÿ æèâüåì.

### - øòàíãà! Âèñåëüíèê òàì.
Pass the loser who only can talk
About what they're gonna do,
Don't you know that I walk?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 12.05.2020 13:57 
ïðåäóïðåæäåíèå
ïîâûëàçèò

>>>>>ïÀéäó ïÀñðó.
>>>>äîíåñ?
>>>Ïðèïåðñÿ íà íàøå áîëîòî â íî÷íîå âðåìÿ, êîãäà ñèëû çëà âëàñòâóþò áåçðàçäåëüíî?
>>Íà áîëüøîé äîðîãå ïðèçðàê ñ òîïîðîì, âåñåëèòñÿ äüÿâîë - ñúåñò òåáÿ æèâüåì.
>### - øòàíãà! Âèñåëüíèê òàì.
Äà Ïàâóêó âñå ïî áàðàáàíó, íàïðèìåð.
Èáó èáóäè õó è äàî ìóäè!(ñ)Õâàí ×æàíÚ¸ï (øàê çà øàãîì ìû èä¸ì ê öåëè)
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 12.05.2020 14:09 
Fretlessmind
Dr.ummer

>>>>>>ïÀéäó ïÀñðó.
>>>>>äîíåñ?
>>>>Ïðèïåðñÿ íà íàøå áîëîòî â íî÷íîå âðåìÿ, êîãäà ñèëû çëà âëàñòâóþò áåçðàçäåëüíî?
>>>Íà áîëüøîé äîðîãå ïðèçðàê ñ òîïîðîì, âåñåëèòñÿ äüÿâîë - ñúåñò òåáÿ æèâüåì.
>>### - øòàíãà! Âèñåëüíèê òàì.
>Äà Ïàâóêó âñå ïî áàðàáàíó, íàïðèìåð.

ß ñ íèì ñàë!
Pass the loser who only can talk
About what they're gonna do,
Don't you know that I walk?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 12.05.2020 22:25 
Pey whiskey
Love siski

>>>>>>>ïÀéäó ïÀñðó.
>>>>>>äîíåñ?
>>>>>Ïðèïåðñÿ íà íàøå áîëîòî â íî÷íîå âðåìÿ, êîãäà ñèëû çëà âëàñòâóþò áåçðàçäåëüíî?
>>>>Íà áîëüøîé äîðîãå ïðèçðàê ñ òîïîðîì, âåñåëèòñÿ äüÿâîë - ñúåñò òåáÿ æèâüåì.
>>>### - øòàíãà! Âèñåëüíèê òàì.
>>Äà Ïàâóêó âñå ïî áàðàáàíó, íàïðèìåð.
>ß ñ íèì ñàë!
ÐÀäóãàìè êðåñò-íàêðåñò?
>ñpaòü ñåë, è âûëåòåëî âñ¸ èç ãîëîâû (ñ)Äîðåìèäîðåäî

>ÿ ñïåðâà ïîìíèë, à ïîòîì ïåðåñòàë (ñ)Äîðåìèäîðåäî
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Òåìà: Re: ׸çàôèãíÿ
Âðåìÿ: 13.05.2020 00:22 
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>>>>>>>>ïÀéäó ïÀñðó.
>>>>>>>äîíåñ?
>>>>>>Ïðèïåðñÿ íà íàøå áîëîòî â íî÷íîå âðåìÿ, êîãäà ñèëû çëà âëàñòâóþò áåçðàçäåëüíî?
>>>>>Íà áîëüøîé äîðîãå ïðèçðàê ñ òîïîðîì, âåñåëèòñÿ äüÿâîë - ñúåñò òåáÿ æèâüåì.
>>>>### - øòàíãà! Âèñåëüíèê òàì.
>>>Äà Ïàâóêó âñå ïî áàðàáàíó, íàïðèìåð.
>>ß ñ íèì ñàë!
>ÐÀäóãàìè êðåñò-íàêðåñò?

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