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Âðåìÿ: 25.12.2008 12:59 
Âîò òàêîé îãðîìíûé!
ÎËÎËÎ!

:da: :what: :4: :upset: ׸? :spy:
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 25.12.2008 13:10 
Ìîñêâà


äà ýòî ôè÷à òàêàÿ íåáîñü. ÿ êàê-òî íà ôëóäå ñèñüêå ïîòñèë ñ ñàéòà,íà êîòîðîì ýòè êàðòèíêè íà òåëåôîíû çà äåíüãè ïðèñûëàþò. â èòîãå òàì âñå êàðòèíêè ÷åðåç íåêîòîðîå âðåìÿ ïîìåíÿëèñü íà îäíó è òó æå,õîðîøî õîòü òàì òîæå ñèñüêè áûëè.
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 25.12.2008 13:19 



Ìîæ áàÿí,íî âñ¸ æå...
http://www.youtube.c...4Am0iF3hZw
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 25.12.2008 13:24 



È åù¸ íåìíîãî ïðî âåäóùèõ...
http://www.youtube.c...wWVUaBXQes
http://www.youtube.c...5uQ8W9ivMw
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 28.12.2008 01:10 
Ìîñêâà
âåäðî ñ ãàéêàìå, 2 ïèâíûõ áóòûëêè

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l297RXQSY1w&feature=related
Âñåëåííàÿ âîçíàãðàæäàåò çà ðåçóëüòàò
Âîîáùå, Àìåðèêà - ýòî îäíî áîëüøîå òóïîå øîó. Òèïà Äîìà-2(ñ)Dart
ÿ ýêñòðàñåêñ-àñòðîíàâò ÷èòàþùèé ìàíòðó â ïîçå ãëîáóñà è ïåðåìåùàþùèéñÿ âî âðåìåíè è ïðîñòðàíñòâå, ýòî ÿ òåáÿ çàïðîãðàììèðîâàë ïàñöàòü â ðà
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 28.12.2008 22:30 
Âîò òàêîé îãðîìíûé!
ÎËÎËÎ!

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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 28.12.2008 22:38 



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Âðåìÿ: 28.12.2008 22:50 



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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 29.12.2008 16:25 
Ìîñêâà
Drum

C Íîâûì ãîäîìú! Éîïòà!
http://www.dancingsantacard.com/?santa=5946757

:lool: :lool: :lool: :17:
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 29.12.2008 16:29 
Óïèòàííûé
Òðîëëü

>C Íîâûì ãîäîìú! Éîïòà!
>http://www.dancingsantacard.com/?santa=5946757
>


:lool:
Êàê ñ óòðà íå ïðèäó - òóò óæå êîãî-òî íà##é ïîñûëàþò (ñ) êòî-òî èç íàøèõ
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 29.12.2008 16:55 
Îáíèíñê/Ìîñêâà.
Sonor, Paiste

Àààààà, Þëèàíêà!!!! :lool:
Äåëà â ýòîì ãîðîäå òàêîâû, ÷òî äåëàþò äîâåðèå íåâîçìîæíûì.
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 29.12.2008 16:58 
Îáíèíñê/Ìîñêâà.
Sonor, Paiste

http://www.dancingsantacard.com/?santa=5959698
Äåëà â ýòîì ãîðîäå òàêîâû, ÷òî äåëàþò äîâåðèå íåâîçìîæíûì.
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 29.12.2008 20:07 
Óïèòàííûé
Òðîëëü




Íàäïèñü: åñëè âû çàáûëè.






Êàê ñ óòðà íå ïðèäó - òóò óæå êîãî-òî íà##é ïîñûëàþò (ñ) êòî-òî èç íàøèõ
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 29.12.2008 20:57 
Ìîñêâà Õèìêè


îò ïîñëåäíåé âèäþõè óïàë ïîä ñòîë...
Ëó÷øå áóäü îäèí, ÷åì âìåñòå ñ êåì ïîïàëî.©Îìàð Õàéÿì
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 29.12.2008 20:58 



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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 30.12.2008 10:12 
Âîò òàêîé îãðîìíûé!
ÎËÎËÎ!

1. Finalis vaginalis (ëàò.) - ïîëíûé ïè¹%åö
2. Non limitus humunus dolboebus est (ëàò.) - íåò ïðåäåëà ÷åëîâå÷åñêîé ãëóïîñòè
3. As two fingers overpiss (àíãë.) - íè÷åãî íå ñòîèò, ïðåäåëüíî ïðîñòî
4. To chase (àíãë.) - ãíàòü
5. To beat an arrow badly (àíãë.) - çàáèòü ñòðåëó
6. To filter market (àíãë.) - ôèëüòðîâàòü áàçàð
7. No market (àíãë.) - áåç áàçàðà
8. From the face of administration (àíãë.) - îò ëèöà ðóêîâîäñòâà
9. Shit question(àíãë.) -#######âîïðîñ
10. #### my bald sñull (àíãë.) - âûðàæàåò êðàéíåå óäèâëåíèå
11. Show must go on (àíãë.) - øîó äîëæíî èäòè íà... (èç ïåñíè)
12. Non penis canis est (ëàò.) - íå õ¹% ñîáà÷èé
13. To mix ramses (àíãë.) - ïóòàòü ðàìñû
14. Fingering (àíãë.) - ïàëüöîâêà
15. To finger (àíãë.) - ïàëüöåâàòü
16. To move horses (àíãë.) - êîíè äâèíóòü
17. To play in the crate (àíãë.) - ñûãðàòü â ÿùèê
18. To sandle (àíãë.) - çàñàíäàëèòü
19. To sandle unchildrenly (àíãë.) - çàñàíäàëèòü íå ïî-äåòñêè
20. To ride on a curve goat (àíãë.) - ïîäúåõàòü íà êðèâîé êîçå
21. To give an oak (àíãë.) - äàòü äóáà
22. New year trees stiks (àíãë.) - åëêè-ïàëêè
23. Without conciousness - áåç ñîçíàíèÿ
24. To sausage unchildrenly (àíãë.) - êîëáàñèòüñÿ íå ïî-äåòñêè
25. Ttossed away skating boots (àíãë.) - êîíüêè îòáðîñèë
26. Flogs the chip (àíãë.) - ñå÷åò ôèøêó
27. Flogs the chip undickily (àíãë.)- íåõ¹%âî ñå÷åò ôèøêó
28. Sharpened skis (àíãë.) - íàâîñòðèë ëûæè
29. Chased away a hoursecart (àíãë.) - ïðîãíàë òåëåãó
30. Steamed in (àíãë.) - âïàðèë
31. To give cunt (àíãë.) - äàòü ïè¹%û
32. Nicht jenes Wort! (íåì.) - Íå òî ñëîâî!
33. #### and beat (àíãë.) - å¹%òü-êîëîòèòü
34. #### and dig (àíãë.) - å¹%òü-êîïàòü
35. Whorefly (àíãë.) -####õà-ìóõà
36. Cunt started galloping over the hummocks (àíãë.) - ïîíåñëàñü ïè¹%à ïî êî÷êàì
37. To rub for life (àíãë.) - ïîòåðåòü çà æèçíü
38. No dick hacks in (àíãë.) - íè õ¹% íå âðóáàåòñÿ
39. To separate a teapot (àíãë.) - ðàçâåñòè ÷àéíèêà
40. To let go a steam locomotive (àíãë.) - ïóñòèòü ïàðîâîç
41. To hammer in a door-post (àíãë.) - çàáèòü êîñÿê
42. To laminate fins (àíãë.) - ñêëåèòü ëàñòû
43. Salting Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary (àíãë.) - ÷ðåçâû÷àéíûé è ïîëíîìî÷íûé ïîñîë

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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 30.12.2008 10:14 
Âîò òàêîé îãðîìíûé!
ÎËÎËÎ!

Òàê ëó÷øå
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 30.12.2008 10:24 



un####able-íåâú####### :onotole:
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 30.12.2008 11:03 



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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 30.12.2008 12:23 

Ìîðèñàéä

ñëàâàðàñåè
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 30.12.2008 12:28 
âåëèêèé
è óæàñíûé

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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 30.12.2008 21:18 

ÄýÂý Ñîíàð

:death:
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 30.12.2008 21:35 
Ìîñêâà


:lol: :lool:
Äîáðûé äîêòîð Àéáîëèò çà êîìïüþòåðîì ñèäèò.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 04.01.2009 23:28 

Ìîðèñàéä

http://sport.gazeta.ru/sport/2009/01/a_2921166.shtml
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 05.01.2009 00:03 



http://ru.youtube.com/watch?v=2B4YCLkTWAs&feature=related
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 07.01.2009 14:50 
Ìîñêâà


ó÷åíûå íàøëè òî÷êó G ó æåíùèí, îíà íàõîäèòñÿ â êîíöå ñëîâà SHOPPING
Äîáðûé äîêòîð Àéáîëèò çà êîìïüþòåðîì ñèäèò.
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 07.01.2009 14:53 



Îäíà ìîÿ õîðîøàÿ çíàêîìàÿ ãîâîðèò,÷òî íîðìàëüíûé ïîõîä ïî ìàãàçèíàì-ýòî êàê õîðîøèé ñåêñ. :)
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 07.01.2009 14:55 
Ìîñêâà


>Îäíà ìîÿ õîðîøàÿ çíàêîìàÿ ãîâîðèò,÷òî íîðìàëüíûé ïîõîä ïî ìàãàçèíàì-ýòî êàê õîðîøèé ñåêñ.
ýòî íàâåðíîå ïðè óñëîâèè ÷òî ó òåáÿ áåçëèìèò ïî äåíüãàì)
õîòÿ ÿ áû íå ñðàâíèâàëà :angel:
Äîáðûé äîêòîð Àéáîëèò çà êîìïüþòåðîì ñèäèò.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 07.01.2009 15:01 



Strigana Êàê òû äóìàåøü,ñêîëüêî íóæíî ëàâàíäû íà íîðìàëüíûé ïîõîä ïî ìàãàçàì(ñ òî÷êè çðåíèÿ æåíùèíû)? :)
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 07.01.2009 15:12 
Ìîñêâà


Ïðèçûâíèê, íå çíàþ, ÿ íå óìåþ õîäèòü ïî ìàãàçèíàì êàê íàñòîÿùàÿ æåíùèíà :lol:
Äîáðûé äîêòîð Àéáîëèò çà êîìïüþòåðîì ñèäèò.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 08.01.2009 03:33 



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0s8bmp7vEc&feature=related
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 08.01.2009 08:54 



http://www.musicforums.ru/drumarchive/view.php?bn=mfor_drumarchive&key=1159267786&replies=275
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 09.01.2009 23:07 



http://www.youtube.c...re=related
Ýòî ####åö!)))))))))
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 09.01.2009 23:08 



:boyan:
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 10.01.2009 00:03 



http://www.youtube.c...re=related
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 10.01.2009 05:33 



Íó âîò ýòî õîòÿ áû íå áîÿí?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k05YD_tnkQo&feature=related
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 10.01.2009 05:47 



:lol: ÿ íå âèäåë
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 10.01.2009 06:19 



Ñîáàêà,âèäèìî ìóçûêàíò!Ñîáëþäàåò òåìï! :)
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 10.01.2009 07:23 



óõòû, êëàäåçü íàøåë

http://www.musicforums.ru/pishite_nam/view.php?bn=mfor_pishitenam&key=1197034819&replies=308

òàì òàêèå ïåðëû íàïðèìåð :

Êàðäàí íóæåí ïîëþáîìó, áåç íåãî ïåòü î ëþáâè áåññìûñëåííî

:lool:
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ 3
Âðåìÿ: 10.01.2009 10:43 



Íåä, àðõèâîì óáèë êîíå÷íî!... âîò òåðü ñèæó è äóìàþ, çàèáèñü íîñòàëüãèÿ èëè íó åå ##### òàêóþ?
Çàêðûòàÿ òåìà